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    My Little Garmin

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    Chas Hammer
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    Join date : 2011-02-26
    Age : 71
    Location : South Africa

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    Post  Chas Hammer Wed 29 May 2013, 3:37 pm

    MY GARMIN


    I have a little Garmin
    It sits there in my car
    A Garmin is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are

    I have a little Garmin
    I've had it all my life
    Its better than the normal ones
    My Garmin is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
    "You're doing thirty five"

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake.

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene.

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice.

    It fills me up with counselling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And - keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I do wish that once in a while
    I could turn the damned thing off
    Jiggs
    Jiggs
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    Post  Jiggs Wed 29 May 2013, 7:02 pm

    Haha ....... My Little Garmin 3717672098
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    Post  Admin Wed 29 May 2013, 7:16 pm

    cheesey grin Spot on Chas
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    Post  Campo Wed 29 May 2013, 8:02 pm

    cheesey grin

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