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    Post  Stevenage Dave on Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:09 am

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    Ossie Ardilles is in hospital after him and Ricky Villa were involved in a car crash in the Falkland Islands while 'making a documentary'.  Documentary my arse! Sneaky attempted invasion if you ask me. Now listen, it's bad enough having Argies sneaking round our sovereign territory, but Spurts Argies?!?! NEVER MIND A FECKIN' TASK FORCE, I'LL GO DOWN AND SORT THAT PAIR OUT!! 


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    Post  Campo on Tue 21 Jan 2014, 6:29 pm

    How the hell do you have a car crash on those Islands
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    Post  Charlie Ham on Tue 21 Jan 2014, 6:56 pm

    Only goes to show we can defend the Falkland's with sheep.
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    Post  Johnny K on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 8:55 am

    Last time I was over in the UK, last april, I was waiting at Liverpool St station for a train to Enfield & Ossie Ardiles came walking along the platform with 2 other blokes after what looked like a "good lunch".  Had to check with him as he looked a very ordinary (& small) bloke but it was, confirmed by a spurts who had his photo taken with him.  He got on a train bound for Peterborough. 
    Explained to my son who he was, as I think my son thought he was just some bloke I knew from school or work or something.  I have to say I think he is, so far, the only world cup winner i have ever shook hands with.
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    Post  Tony P on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 8:09 pm

    Campo wrote:How the hell do you have a car crash on those Islands

    Easy. I rolled a Landrover into a ditch there - twice !! No streetlights on the road between Stanley and where our Comms Centre was !!
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    Post  Campo on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 9:08 pm

    turn you headlights on mate  egypt 
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    Post  Jiggs on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 9:14 pm

    Johnny K wrote:Last time I was over in the UK, last april, I was waiting at Liverpool St station for a train to Enfield & Ossie Ardiles came walking along the platform with 2 other blokes after what looked like a "good lunch".  Had to check with him as he looked a very ordinary (& small) bloke but it was, confirmed by a spurts who had his photo taken with him.  He got on a train bound for Peterborough. 
    Explained to my son who he was, as I think my son thought he was just some bloke I knew from school or work or something.  I have to say I think he is, so far, the only world cup winner i have ever shook hands with.
    Martin Peters for me JK.  Photo as well Smile


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    Post  Tony P on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 9:25 pm

    Campo wrote:turn you headlights on mate  egypt 

    I forgot to. I was too pissed. Allegedly
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    Post  Johnny K on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:18 pm

    Jiggs wrote:
    Johnny K wrote:Last time I was over in the UK, last april, I was waiting at Liverpool St station for a train to Enfield & Ossie Ardiles came walking along the platform with 2 other blokes after what looked like a "good lunch".  Had to check with him as he looked a very ordinary (& small) bloke but it was, confirmed by a spurts who had his photo taken with him.  He got on a train bound for Peterborough. 
    Explained to my son who he was, as I think my son thought he was just some bloke I knew from school or work or something.  I have to say I think he is, so far, the only world cup winner i have ever shook hands with.
    Martin Peters for me JK.  Photo as well Smile
    You've proper trumped me there, Jiggs!  I've seen the photographic evidence too - & the right club!

    Never minded old Ossie though.  Thought he was a class player & a decent bloke.  Would have fitted in the traditional WHU style of play, imo.
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    Post  Johnny K on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:20 pm

    Tony P wrote:
    Campo wrote:turn you headlights on mate  egypt 

    I forgot to. I was too pissed. Allegedly
    No penguins or sheep were harmed in the making of this thread!.
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    Post  Campo on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:35 pm

    Tony P wrote:
    Campo wrote:turn you headlights on mate  egypt 

    I forgot to. I was too pissed. Allegedly

    yep, that would do it  hatsoff 
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    Post  Jiggs on Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:43 pm

    Johnny K wrote:
    Jiggs wrote:
    Johnny K wrote:Last time I was over in the UK, last april, I was waiting at Liverpool St station for a train to Enfield & Ossie Ardiles came walking along the platform with 2 other blokes after what looked like a "good lunch".  Had to check with him as he looked a very ordinary (& small) bloke but it was, confirmed by a spurts who had his photo taken with him.  He got on a train bound for Peterborough. 
    Explained to my son who he was, as I think my son thought he was just some bloke I knew from school or work or something.  I have to say I think he is, so far, the only world cup winner i have ever shook hands with.
    Martin Peters for me JK.  Photo as well Smile
    You've proper trumped me there, Jiggs!  I've seen the photographic evidence too - & the right club!

    Never minded old Ossie though.  Thought he was a class player & a decent bloke.  Would have fitted in the traditional WHU style of play, imo.

    Sorry JK, didn't mean to trump ya, was just saying like Very Happy x


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