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    Stoke FC vs. West Ham United

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    Post  westhamonkey Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:58 pm

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    C'mon... no one else chomping at the bit to put this up?

    Yet another must-win game... and they'll all be must-wins until we have 40+ points in the bank or are completely (not just mathematically) safe from relegation.

    After the season we've had (having) there's no way I'll feel completely safe until we're... err... completely safe.

    Sitting in Tenth might seem nice.. but only being 6 points off relegation means it's still squeaky bum time even given our position and current run of form.

    These are our next four games:

    SAT 15 MAR 2014 - Stoke v West Ham

    SAT 22 MAR 2014 - West Ham v Man Utd

    WED 26 MAR 2014 - West Ham v Hull

    MON 31 MAR 2014 - Sunderland v West Ham

    So... three wins and a draw (I figure UTD will have sorted their shit out but would love three points off them as well). That'll give us 41 points and presumably safety.

    Coast thru April and a nice relaxing summer to rebuild and reshape the team.

    Anything less than 9 points against that bunch and we might have more squeaky bum moments to come for a while.
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    Post  Tony P Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:57 pm

    The thugs have both Charlie Adam and Jonathan Walters suspended for this game

    We should have too much for them and I will be disappointed if we don't get at least 1 point here
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    Post  SemiOldIron Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:52 am

    Always a tough one, but not unreasonable to expect a point at least. COYI! scarf 
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    Post  Blakey Thu 13 Mar 2014, 4:33 pm

    Tony P wrote:The thugs have both Charlie Adam and Jonathan Walters suspended for this game

    We should have too much for them and I will be disappointed if we don't get at least 1 point here


    That still leaves Huth, Whelan & Shawcross, anyone of which is capable of a leg breaking challenge.
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    Post  Admin Thu 13 Mar 2014, 5:18 pm

    Cheers WHM for the Mtch Fred , just made a couple of alterations if that,s OK
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    Post  Jiggs Thu 13 Mar 2014, 5:19 pm

    Course it's ok, you's the guvnor innit  muttley 

    Back to the match - it's a case of at least a point and no injuries please?
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    Post  Admin Thu 13 Mar 2014, 5:25 pm

    Im in a happy place at the mo Stoke FC vs. West Ham United 149001992
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    Post  Jiggs Thu 13 Mar 2014, 6:23 pm

    Back on Earth Geeze .... did you get my PM?
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    Post  alfiehammer Thu 13 Mar 2014, 7:08 pm

    Jiggs wrote:Course it's ok, you's the guvnor innit  muttley 

    Back to the match - it's a case of at least a point and no injuries please?


    Sounds perfect to me...
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    Post  westhamonkey Fri 14 Mar 2014, 4:47 am

    Admin wrote:Cheers WHM for the Mtch Fred , just made a couple of alterations if that,s OK



    absotively posalutely...
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    Post  Admin Fri 14 Mar 2014, 3:48 pm

    Jiggs wrote:Back on Earth Geeze .... did you get my PM?
    Yes darling , will sort it this weekend . Back on track  Stoke FC vs. West Ham United 1289607003
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    Post  Tony P Sat 15 Mar 2014, 8:31 am

    Blakey wrote:
    Tony P wrote:The thugs have both Charlie Adam and Jonathan Walters suspended for this game

    We should have too much for them and I will be disappointed if we don't get at least 1 point here


    That still leaves Huth, Whelan & Shawcross, anyone of which is capable of a leg breaking challenge.
     Huth out for the season. So only Whelan, Shawcross, N'Zonzi and Wilkinson left to break legs !
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    Post  Arran H Sat 15 Mar 2014, 9:30 am

    I will miss this game as I will be playing football myself so hoping to come home from football to find West ham have beaten Stoke but somehow I don't think we will beat Stoke today for some reason !
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    Post  Jiggs Sat 15 Mar 2014, 2:39 pm

    I would love to beat this shower of shit today ...... 

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    Post  Admin Sat 15 Mar 2014, 2:50 pm

    [size=13.63636302947998]Stoke City:[/size]
    [size=13.63636302947998] Begovic, Cameron, Shawcross (c), Wilson, Pieters, Odemwingie, Nzonzi, Ireland, Whelan, Arnautovic, Crouch
    Subs: Sorensen, Muniesa, Palacios, Guidetti, Etherington, Wilkinson, Shotton
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    [size=13.63636302947998]West Ham United:[/size]
    [size=13.63636302947998] Adrian, Demel, McCartney, Tomkins, Reid, Noble, Nocerino, Nolan (c), Downing, Diame, Carroll
    Subs: Jaaskelainen, Armero, Collins, Taylor, J.Cole, Jarvis, C.Cole
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    Post  Jiggs Sat 15 Mar 2014, 3:10 pm

    Andy Carroll ....  Stoke FC vs. West Ham United 1343512671
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    Post  RichB Sat 15 Mar 2014, 3:20 pm

    Good stuff, anyone watching the game? We look any good? I see Stoke have 60% of the possession but that seems typical of the Hammers lately, little possession but more goals than the opposition! COYI!!!
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    Post  Admin Sat 15 Mar 2014, 3:55 pm

    Its a very open game Rich , stoke doing what they do , thugery , shawcoss and the foreign type need a yellow to calm them down and both deserved ......... this game aint over yet could go either of three ways  Very Happy
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    Post  RichB Sat 15 Mar 2014, 4:25 pm

    Let's hope it goes the best one of those three ways! Nolan had the ball in the net but, according to the team on Sky, probably was offside. COYI!
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    Post  Admin Sat 15 Mar 2014, 4:58 pm

    The hand ball was def hand ball , the ref is a dick and that penalty could of changed the game in our favor
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    Post  Tony P Sat 15 Mar 2014, 5:28 pm

    No pace, no width = a wasted Andy Carroll

    No pace = no ability to break quickly, no ability to halt a quick counterattack

    Without Downing and Jarvis we must have the slowest team in the Premiership

    We have nobody who actually runs centrally at defenders and turns them...............except Ravel Morrison............and BFS cannot control him

    Our best header of a ball in defence? James Collins. So BFS drops him when we are up against a 6ft 7in Peter Crouch

    It beggars belief
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    Post  westhamonkey Sat 15 Mar 2014, 5:34 pm


    well that was a complete shower of shit.
    we started really well, got a great early goal and even if we weren't exactly bossing the game at least looked very comfortable and composed.

    then as time went on... Stoke started pushing and pushing and we kinda... I don't even know how to describe it... we just kinda slipped out of the game...

    ugh... three points thrown away.

    we're 5 points clear of relegation but only 3 points away from being fourth from bottom...

    fupp that squeaky bum time.

    I know they're not playing well these days but having Man Utd as our next game isn't something to relish... four wins out of five to a potential three losses on the spin...

    still... three wins out of our next three and we should pretty much be safe.

    not a good way to start me saturday.
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    Post  IronDane Sat 15 Mar 2014, 9:27 pm

    Just finished watching the game late on tv here. Adrian was poor and how we missed James Collins. Disappointed.
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    Post  westhamonkey Sun 16 Mar 2014, 7:02 am


    any idea why Ginge didn't start?

    given how shite our defending was today it seems like a decision that cost us a lot.
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    Post  Hungry Hammer 66 Sun 16 Mar 2014, 7:45 am

    Greetings from sunny Kerala,
    Only just got internet acces as I'm deep in the jungle, just seen the result, gutted but no ranting from me untill Im back as it will mess with the good Karma I'm generating here in India !!!
    I'll say a few extra prayers to the multi armed Elephant god for a better result in our next game,
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