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    Post  mottinghammer Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:24 pm

    Collins sent off for a second yellow!  West ham United FC v Spurs  - Page 2 2723394577 
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    Post  mottinghammer Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:27 pm

    Diame on for Vaz Te, looking for a point now  West ham United FC v Spurs  - Page 2 2723394577 
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    Post  westhamonkey Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:30 pm



    looking for a point if we're lucky...

    spuds are all over us now...

    Collins is off...

    Cresswell is injured...

    Cole is still on the park...

    missed penalty...


    shoulda/coulda/woulda had this game in the bag... at this point we'll be lucky with and happy to get a draw...
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    Post  mottinghammer Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:32 pm

    yeah that 
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    Post  westhamonkey Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:38 pm



    Halleleujah!!!!!!

    Cole is being subbed


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    Post  alfiehammer Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:45 pm

    Just home from work monkey man. Seems like most people follow the game on Facebook these days...
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    Post  westhamonkey Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:47 pm



    probably all too little too late

    valencia looks good but we forget how good a goalkeeper Loris is... even though he's never kept a clean sheet against us...

    looks like today might be the day his luck changes and not ours...

    spuds look dangerous on the counter
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    Post  westhamonkey Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:49 pm


    4 minutes of stoppage time...
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    Post  Admin Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:51 pm

    Sam OUT
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    Post  westhamonkey Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:51 pm


    holy fupp...

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    spuds score...


    what a crock of shit

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    Post  mottinghammer Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:54 pm

    Lose in the 93 min what a load of shite  😠 
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    Post  westhamonkey Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:59 pm


    in a game we should have cruised...


    miserable fuckers...

    I blame Collins, Cole and Sam - in no particular order...
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    Post  Stooby Doo 2002 Sat 16 Aug 2014, 5:03 pm

    Sam you ignorant useless turd.....against 10 men you still play 1 up front......I played better tactics than that on Championship manager 2 back in 1995!!!! AND I WAS 9!!!! 

    Get with it you thick useless twat and actually start working this out........I could accept a draw, on paper they have a better team, but against 10 men that was unacceptable, you deserved them boos!

    Mark Noble you may have run your socks off, you may have won a few tackles....But ultimately you cost us 3 points.....It is NOT acceptable to miss the target on a penalty, you had 3 yards to aim for and you couldn't even do that!!!! 

    This season I am not standing for it, I have given my patience last season, yes we played alright actually Cresswell looks very good, Kayoute looked very good, Collins has too many brain farts these days to be considered for a first team spot, I'd rather go with the copper assaulter! But I can not and will not accept us not changing our formation when we are up one man, when all we have up front is CARLTON fupping COLE!!!!!!!

    Angry right now, Decided not to purchase the cup game ticket now and gonna waste my money on shitty little iPhone app games like Clash of Clans, because that gives me more enjoyment than watching a big fat turd ruin my saturday afternoon!
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    Post  Admin Sat 16 Aug 2014, 5:08 pm

    Why is it when we are home hat fat prick refuses to play two strikers ? That was our game and we buggered it up
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    Post  SemiOldIron Sat 16 Aug 2014, 5:11 pm

    What a fuppin' brilliant start to the season, rabbit punched at home by the Yids...... West ham United FC v Spurs  - Page 2 2723394577 

    Same old, same old - chuck away your opportunity, chuck away your advantage, then get caught with your trousers down at the death. A fitting welcome for the new faces, classic West Ham.
    Can't help but think that it may be just as well that Collin's absence will now force BFS to address a problem he would otherwise have ignored, that Ginge is probably past his sell-by date as far as the PL is concerned and relying on him is not a good plan.

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    Post  mottinghammer Sat 16 Aug 2014, 5:12 pm

    yeah that yeah that and a bit more Vomit 
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    Post  westhamonkey Sat 16 Aug 2014, 5:18 pm



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    Post  alfiehammer Sat 16 Aug 2014, 7:26 pm

    only really got to follow this game with about 20 mins to go, but based on the fact we had one striker, cole and that didn't get altered once we had an extra man I am very very disappointed . Off to tweet gold
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    Post  Kray JR Sat 16 Aug 2014, 8:17 pm

    Trying not to get too wound up about this match, expected it to be the same old shit formation that he always puts out and it was from what I heard.

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    Post  Arran H Sat 16 Aug 2014, 8:21 pm

    I really cant see Sam being our Manager for much longer ! , Surely the board have to do something as it will get to the stage where we will not sell out Upton Park anymore this season as their is no way the fans are going to accept another season like last season !
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    Post  RichB Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:50 pm

    Just be carful what you wish for...
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    Post  Hungry Hammer 66 Sun 17 Aug 2014, 1:04 pm

    Until our broken, amateurish laughing stock of a Club changes the way it's owned, managed, run and perceived I refuse to feel this broken myself any more and will do my damdest to emotionally detach my self from the feckin Circus we have become. 
     
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    Post  Admin Sun 17 Aug 2014, 4:29 pm

    Yesterdays performance was rather shite , first step get rid of the slob , he is def not the man to take us forward he,s done his job by getting us back and keeping us here , now its time for him to do one
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    Post  Hungry Hammer 66 Sun 17 Aug 2014, 6:10 pm

    We are a joke under the Two Bob Porno Prats, Dave Dumb and Dave Dumber, their gimp Lady Brady and The Useless No Good Prehistoric Hippo Headed Dudley Dunce Fat Sham Rolladice who between them all, are day by day and piece by piece destroying the very Identity and Soul of our WEST HAM un-UNITED and all we, and our club legends stand for, we simply deserve better representation to the world than the previously mentioned  decision making clowns and their amateurish shambolic running of the club and their disastrous media and social media representation of us and our club.

    Our so called Captain is now completely surplus to requirements and contributes nothing to the team and to start a new season, at home to the front wheel skids with Carlton Cole and Vaz Te FFS !! who along with half the the squad are championship level players at best which is where we will be playing our football if we don't get lucky like we did last year when Carroll got sent off against Swansea and we won three on the bounce without the player our whole team and system was / is built around
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !!!!!

    The board knew only too well exactly who they were appointing & were well aware of the style of football Sam produces! yes he got us out of the championship, but he made hard work of that via the play-offs and we were lucky to beat Blackpool. The boards stupidity surely cannot continue for much longer, I do not lay the blame on the players, if they are not good enough then it's up to the manager to change his staff, the blame has to sit firmly with SuGo and the amateurish way they go about running the club. I think there are ar least SIX first team players that are championship level at best, it's not their fault they are being used when they are clearly out of their depth.. It's such a serious business that now is the time to replace Sam before he does more damage to the team, the club and our identity and soul.
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    Post  SemiOldIron Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:41 pm

    Right, now I've got over the ignominy of losing at home to the Spurts...a bit ....so here's a somewhat calmer response. We should have had at least one and probably three points. I can't blame Noble, his strike rate from the spot is exemplary and he's not a bloody robot. I can complain at the (reshuffled) defence nodding off after 93 minutes and they need a boot up the arse which they will no doubt get. BFS's selection was uninspired ( Cole + Nolan ) but it did appear to be working, and I think we [b]were[b] unlucky to get nothing from the game. Spurs are a fairly good quality outfit, just not as good as they think they are. No doubt before the end of the season we will have a shit game, get a stroke of luck, and pocket some undeserved points as they have done.
    The new signings looked very promising, leaving out Valencia who wasn't on long enough to prove anything. Given a pretty crap pre-season campaign and a load of injuries, we played better than I expected. I'm not too fussed about losing Collins for a bit, 'cos if he was our Plan A then we need to get our Plan B sorted as soon as possible. Downing looked a right handful. Some things to be positive about despite a crap result.
    And people on the sack/lynch/tar-and-feather BFS bandwagon need to keep remembering that Pulis is on the market.... Toilet 

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