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    Stevenage Dave
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    Post  Stevenage Dave on Fri 10 Apr 2015, 2:12 pm

    For a long while I have disliked "Baby on Board" and similar signs in cars. Why have them? To deter evil-minded drivers from acts of malice? "I was going to run you off the road, slaughtering you and all your passengers, but I note you have an ickle bubba in the car so you may live"?

    A former work colleague told me they were for the emergency services in the event of an accident. I pointed out that her sign was still in her car, but the baby wasn't. I imagined the paramedics,... "The sign says there's a baby in here! Check the boot again and I'll look in the glove compartment!".

    However, I now get it. Having nearly been hit this morning by a car (with said sign in window) which bumped up the kerb, in thick fog, with no headlights on, Mummy holding her mobile phone, seatbelt-less child leaning between the front seats, I realised that "I Am Driving Like a Moron as I am Distracted by my Kids" may be too big for the rear window...
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    Post  JulianDicksLeftKnee on Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:00 am

    Good Simpsons song though
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    Post  lizzie on Sun 03 May 2015, 11:52 am

    For years now I and many of my driver friends came to that final conclusion - that the driver in the car with such signage in rear window really is saying "Please note that I am such a shit driver I thought you should be warned" because every car I've ever come across with one of those signs showing are absolutely useless drivers!!! And it's not just the female ones I might add!!!!!
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    Post  Tony P on Sun 03 May 2015, 11:15 pm

    Drivers with "A dog is for life and not just for Christmas" sticker in their rear window are the worst drivers. Fact

    You'll all come to agree with me now I have pointed it out to you !
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    Post  Admin on Mon 04 May 2015, 11:15 am

    From all the countries I have lived in Swedes are the worst , they hate you overtaking them , must be a small dick syndrome , the never use indicators and they are constantly texting and talking on their phones , yep it aint illegal here yet
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    Post  Jiggs on Sun 19 Jul 2015, 7:58 pm

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