Well this is a real 6-pointer. Looks like the Trent Thuggees will be contesting 9th or 10th place with us and so we really need to get back to winning ways and grab all 3 points.
Will we?
What's the team?
How's it gonna go?
Ugh...
Doubt it...
Does it matter?
We'll either be comprehensively outplayed in all departments or we'll flatter to deceive and concede a goal in the last five minutes to lose the game...
You know... the West Ham way