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    Dad, Mum and horses

    daib0
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    Dad, Mum and horses Empty Dad, Mum and horses

    Post  daib0 on Fri 20 Nov 2015, 12:56 pm

    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, slowly running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest.

    After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

    His father replied, "Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in absolutely good shape before I buy."

    Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad .... dad ... I think the Milkman wants to buy Mummy."

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