Payet Off?

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    Campo
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    Re: Payet Off?

    Post  Campo on Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:00 am

    Looks like the striking cheese eating surrender monkey is off for around £24M + add ons
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    Stevenage Dave
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    Re: Payet Off?

    Post  Stevenage Dave on Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:43 pm

    Come to me for your lottery numbers, if you want...
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    Post  Jiggs on Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:22 pm

    Can I have some lottery numbers please Dave.  Give us all different weeks though, me first  cheesey grin


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    Re: Payet Off?

    Post  Stevenage Dave on Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:45 am

    Jiggs wrote:Can I have some lottery numbers please Dave.  Give us all different weeks though, me first  cheesey grin

    No 1 - Your house number: add the digits together if it's a big number
    No 2 - The number of drinks you had last Saturday
    No 3 - The age you lost your cherry
    No 4 - The shirt number of your favourite Hammer
    No 5 - The length of your bloke's todger (Inches, add one if you chose Bobby for No 4...)
    No 6 - Your chest size

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    Re: Payet Off?

    Post  Blakey on Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:14 pm

    Stevenage Dave wrote:
    Jiggs wrote:Can I have some lottery numbers please Dave.  Give us all different weeks though, me first  cheesey grin

    No 1 - Your house number: add the digits together if it's a big number
    No 2 - The number of drinks you had last Saturday
    No 3 - The age you lost your cherry
    No 4 - The shirt number of your favourite Hammer
    No 5 - The length of your bloke's todger (Inches, add one if you chose Bobby for No 4...)
    No 6 - Your chest size (in your case Jiggles, add the numbers together)

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    Re: Payet Off?

    Post  Jiggs on Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:44 am

    rofl smiley rofl smiley

    No bloke ...... Can I use either one of yours?   Just numbers obviously  hatsoff


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