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    Western Hamsters vs The Palarse 10/27/17

    Post  westhamonkey on Fri 27 Oct 2017, 7:31 pm

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    very well put analysis from the Tory fellators....

    everything we pulled out of our arses on wednesday night will be for nothing if we don't do better against the Premier League whipping boys.

    Here's the interesting notion someone on FB put out there for discussion...

    What does Bilic do? How does he approach this?

    Is there a case for playing the same 11 who turned over Tottenhotscum?

    What if they turn in a performance like they did in the first half when we were absolutely shit?

    Does he go back to the 'first team 11' that were some calamitously crap against Brighton?

    For all of the bitching and moaning we all do about this and every other manager we've had - this is what makes that such a difficult job, no matter how piss easy it looks from where we all sit.
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    Post  Blakey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 5:51 am

    Do we want to win and put points on the table and continue with Mr Bilic or do we want to lose and risk the board not having the balls to sack him. This is scenario for me. I have reached the end of my tether with the nice bloke.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 5:59 am

    Blakey wrote:Do we want to win and put points on the table and continue with Mr Bilic or do we want to lose and risk the board not having the balls to sack him. This is scenario for me. I have reached the end of my tether with the nice bloke.


    understood

    but which line-up do you think gives us the best chance of victory?

    the line-up that was pants against Sure but pulled off a shock victory with an unlikely 2nd half comeback

    or

    the line-up that was pants against Brighton but... but nothing, they were just pants...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:12 pm


    playing in our white away strip - I prefer the black

    both teams look reaspnably lively thus far

    to try and answer the question posited above... we're doing pretty much what you'd expect...

    a wish-mash

    Hart is back in goal
    Fernandes plays
    Fonte plays
    Noble starts
    Carroll on the bench

    here's the full line-up

    Joe Hart
    Jose Fonte
    Cheikhou Kouyate
    Angelo Ogbonna
    Pablo Zabaleta
    Edimilson Fernandes
    Manuel Lanzini
    Mark Noble
    Aaron Cresswell
    Andre Ayew
    Javier Hernandez

    substitutes

    Marko Arnautovic
    Andy Carroll
    Adrian
    Pedro Obiang
    Arthur Masuaku
    Michail Antonio
    Declan Rice
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:21 pm


    giveaway by Noble gives place a chance...

    passing in general isn't too sharp

    neither side dong anything dangerous in the penalty area (except defending)

    Palace aren't going to lay down, so we're gonna have to be on our game to get something out of this

    looking like a stalemate so far
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:28 pm


    sorry for the lack of postings... it's not that I don't want to... just a lot of nothing to report...

    27 minutes gone... no one's tested a keeper...

    our subs are warming up

    not sure how commentators do this, especially on the radio... tell stories and jokes I guess

    townsend is pointing out the lack of things happening, so it's not like I'm just making stuff up
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:33 pm


    and then we have action...

    nice one boys...

    we almost give away a penalty but then play switches...

    ball across from one wing to the other... Lanzini to Cresswell who slides it across the penalty area and and Chicharito slams the ball into the back of the net...


    1-0 to the Cockney Boys!!!!
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:36 pm


    Palace have their first corner...

    shots-wise... both teams have zero shots - both have one on target.

    we scored with ours, they didn't

    another corner to Palace...

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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:37 pm


    Judas Priest!!!!!

    Palace playing uncontested head tennis in the area from the corner... three headers between Palace players...

    Tomkins heads the ball from inside the six yard box and Hart makes a great reflexive save to keep it out...

    shitty defending but we got away with it
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:39 pm



    lots of poor touches here...

    this one gets Zabaleta into trouble and he gets booked

    free kick to Palace


    oooh... just seen the replay of Palace's penalty appeal that funnily lead to our goal... Fonte was kinda lucky no one was closer to take a butchers... seen 'em given for way less...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:41 pm



    forgot to mention... after Hart's great reflex save from Tompkins hear... palace then got the ball and shot from 2 yards out but the ball hit Hart.. he had no idea... but it was a save

    so long as you keep it out, that's good, right?
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:42 pm


    the shots stats have changed considerably since the goal...

    now Palace have 3 on target, 0 off

    we have 1 on target and 1 off
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:46 pm



    Holy Shit!!!!

    that might go down in West Ham history if we're not careful...

    Ayew... yes... THAT man

    he gets the ball in our half and starts running...

    tries to dodge a Palace player... looks like he's going to fall over his own feet...

    there's a player with him but it looks like he's going to be stupidly selfish and ignore them

    he does ignore them... obviously wants the glory after the Spuds demolition..

    he looks like he's totally wrong footed, positioned... you think the shot is going to just fly into row Z

    but fupp me...

    he's run half the length of the pitch... dodged tackles chosen to shoot...

    and scores a blinder!!!!!

    1 minute to half time...

    2-nil to the Cockney boys..
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 3:51 pm


    Palace with more free headers from a corner to end the half... ball just misses the goal...

    who'd ave thought Ayew would be a hero?

    2-0
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:18 pm


    ok, ok...

    so I nip out of get coffee - yes, everyone buys everything here...

    traffic lights meant it took longer than half time but the good old BBC world service kept me updated in the car...

    so I gets back to have me breakfast... and what's happened?

    Palace hace scrored a penalty

    Palace have hit the post

    Palace just had a shot saved from almost point blank by Hart...

    57 minutes gone...

    all decidedly local derby now...

    West Ham free kick - straight into the hands of the Palace keeper
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:22 pm


    West Ham sub...

    Zabaleta off - Antonio coming on
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:25 pm


    just trying to calm me nerves...

    Palace free kick

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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:32 pm



    Palace pretty much dominating...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:38 pm



    fupp... great save by Hart keeps us in the game...

    Palace is all over us

    this is getting decidedly squidgy bottom time...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:41 pm



    ANOTHER great save... from a Palace free kick

    please let this be over...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:47 pm



    another booking... another free kick to Palace...

    85 minutes gone... probably gonna be 5 minutes of added time...

    ugh... make this stop

    2 Palace players totally unmarked at the back of the box, fortunately the ball flies over everyone...

    and we give the ball away again, right outside the box... just terrible defending....
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:48 pm



    if we can just hold on, we'll only be 17 points off the top of the table...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:51 pm



    Antonio plays it smart to win a free kick down by the corner... but then we totally fupp it up and give the ball straight back to Palace...

    Do I win anything for correctly guessing how much additional time there has been?


    we're just sitting back and defending deep - you know... just like we always do and always get punished for...

    as almost happened right then...

    saved an easy goal...

    Hart gets a knock...

    oh jeez... this is getting painful...

    from cruising to....

    just hold fast you fuckers
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:52 pm


    Tomkins header off the bar and somehow stays out...

    everyone's against us... commentators said 5 minutes of added time but the TV display is saying 6 minutes

    we've been average to poor in this game apart form the 2 goals...

    now ANOTHER Palace corner...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 28 Oct 2017, 4:58 pm



    and there you have it... 20 seconds after the 6 minutes is up...

    we just sit back sit back sit back...

    Palace try try try

    and they slot the ball past Hart into the bottom corner of the net


    football is a funny old game but you generally get out what you deserve

    and Palace totally deserve this - and so do we to be honest

    Full time - what a crock of shit.

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