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    Charlie Ham
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    West Ham v Liver poo

    Post  Charlie Ham on Fri 03 Nov 2017, 9:36 am

    Not looking forward to this. Late games always ruin your Saturday what with the pubic transport system we have to use.
    Not looking good for us team wise but I don't think it's going to matter who we put out. Might be lucky but I think we will lose by 2 or more goals.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:29 pm


    Carroll on the bench...

    Oxlaide-Chamberlain hasn't scored in a year... so this is the perfect cosmic chance for us to do our usual and just give it up to the player/team who needs a boost

    results really went against us today... so we're fucked if we don't win... and the 'Pool are in trouble if they don't get three points either...

    when was that game recently where we beat Liverpool... we came out of the gates flying and destroyed them... I think that was the only game we seem to have played like that in recent memory... shame it worked so well and we just never do the same thing again.

    If there's a 'big' team that can be beaten... it's liverpool..
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:31 pm


    Last Post being played... of course the septics don't get it so we came in right at the end... cos why disturb the advertising dollars...

    and "lest we..." I think we've forgotten long ago but that's a conversation for another time...

    game on...

    Liverpool playing in orange...

    we're definitely NOT flying out of the gates...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:33 pm


    oh jeez... weak free kick given away... but defensive shakiness early on fortunately doesn't result in a Liverpool goal...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:36 pm


    4 minutes played... very boring...

    Noble hanging back, playing square across the back (almost slow enough to have his pass intercepted) or backwards...

    Liverpool don't care, so they're happy to build slowly...

    we really need to make the initiative
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:40 pm


    7 minutes... still nothing to talk about... we had a free kick... looked down to type this... looked up...

    we're running the ball down the wing back towards goal...

    ugh... and again we give the ball away...

    but then Ayew hits the post...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:47 pm


    still way too much snoozapalooza...

    why?

    we need a win?

    why?

    Liverpool don't like it up 'em

    we can even show the team the evidence of what happens when you just blitz them... but we're just dawdling about like nothing matters...

    all the decisions going against us... players just whining and waiting for the ref's whistle... never a good tactic
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:51 pm


    blimey... Noble actually played the ball forward... ACROSS the halfway line...

    but his pass is to Ayew who immediately plays it back to Fernandes (I think) who is standing level with Noble, so Noble might just as well have played a square ball...


    apart from that 'almost-a-goal-to-Liverpool-in-the-opening-three-minutes' the defense isn't the worst part of the team

    there's just no penetration... no energy... no sense of urgency

    and we're not good enough to just patiently build up...

    but we have a corner
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:52 pm



    and so a West Ham corner immediately becomes a 3 on 1 Liverpool attack and they stroke the ball into the back of the net.




    yes... it was that fupping stupid...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:56 pm


    Liverpool corner...

    Noble almost knocks the ball into the back of the net for an own goal

    Hart can only parry the ball straight to a Liverpool player...

    0-2

    my apologies... what was I saying about our defense not being the worst part?

    well, technically Noble isn't part of the defense... but that was shit...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 5:56 pm


    social media has barely even caught up to the first goal...

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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:07 pm


    subs warming up again...

    'fraid that's about as exciting as it gets.

    we got nothing

    ooh blimey...

    Noble gets booked for diving...

    he's fupping useless
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:13 pm


    "the ebb and flow of the game" - I think the commentary team are struggling badly to find things to say that aren't just slagging us off...

    there's no ebb or flow...

    we get the ball and do fupp all with it

    then Liverpool get it and attack us...

    it's not really "ebb" or "flow"
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:17 pm

    holy shit... almost the end of the half...

    Noble plays a back pass from the HALF WAY LINE!!!!!!!!!!

    Boos from around the stadium...


    not sure if everyone is heading out early to get their pie and cup of tea or if they're just leaving for good...


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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:19 pm


    the good thing is... because this is the late game, it's on the main NBC channel here in the States... imagine it being live on the BBC as it were...

    so what few soccer fans there are in the USA will all be seeing just exactly how fupping shite we are...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:33 pm



    ok... so Carroll is coming on and once again it's Chicharito being subbed...

    not sure that's a good swap...

    Let's face it - Noble is still on the pitch
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:34 pm


    2nd half is underway...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:36 pm


    oooh... a West Ham corner that doesn't result in a Liverpool goal... I guess that's a change for the positive...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:41 pm


    and........

    53 minutes gone... nothing to report

    although we do have a throw down their end... but it goes nowhere
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:45 pm



    holy Shit...

    55 minutes...

    bit of genius skill form Lanzini to catch it on his chest and get behind the defender then dink is over the keeper...

    but I've barely even typed this and Liverpool score again...

    guess what...

    It's Oxlaide-Chamberlain... what was I saying earlier?
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:50 pm


    thank fupp... Noble is off... Artonovic is on in his place...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:51 pm


    wait a minute.... Chicharito just headed over... I thought he went off...

    lemme check...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 6:54 pm


    Oh... my bad... must be going a bit mutt 'n' jeff in me old age...

    It was Fernandes, not Hernandez who came off for Carroll...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 7:01 pm



    okay, NOW Chicharito is coming off and Sahko is coming on.

    apologies for the lack of updates... but it really is just pants...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 04 Nov 2017, 7:05 pm


    oh well...

    everyone is leaving in droves now...

    looked like everyone on the pitch just decided to stop...

    totally unmarked on the edge of the area and plays it straight into the back corner of the net...

    4-1

    poor Slaven... he might be out of his depth... might be the scapegoat... but this is way bigger than him...

    we're shit from top to bottom.

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