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    Post  mottinghammer on Sat 29 Dec 2018, 1:04 pm

    Sounds daft but I think this and the next game are must wins for us, afterthat we face some of tbe 'big boys' where we will find points harder to get. 
    The goid thing is we are now beatibg those as und and below us. Hopefully two more wins will give us impetuus against L'arse and liverpoo. 

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    Post  mottinghammer on Sat 29 Dec 2018, 1:06 pm

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    Post  Arran on Sat 29 Dec 2018, 8:35 pm

    Going to be two tough fixtures but I think we`re get 6 points from both games. I think the way we are playing with alot of confidence I think we`re give the big teams a run for their money espescially once the likes of Arnie,Lanzini etc are back fit.
    The top 7/8 is a very realistic target for us now in my opinion.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:18 pm


    I must be mad... 6:15am on a sunday morning...

    oh well... the game is underway and the plucky claret and blues are well on top... squeezing the ball just past the post... wait a minute... we're in white... it's Burnley that are flying out of the gates...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:23 pm


    noble starts...

    Anderson needs to repeat his performance from Thursday...

    Arnautovic is back in the team - hopefully not before he should be

    Zabaleta didn't make it...

    seriously? Arnie is back already?
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:24 pm


    a right balls up in defense gives us almost an opening, but we got a corner...

    nice header but straight at the keeper...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:29 pm

    Burnley are very spry and definitely up for it...

    ooh.. e give the ball away in midfield - that's not a good idea whoever you play against...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:32 pm


    Anderson plays a one-two off a Burnley player and launches a long ball up... what the fupp...

    Burnley score?

    Like I said, Anderson plays a long ball through the Burnley defense... the keeper (not Joe Hart) comes out and heads clear outside his box... Burnley get the ball... avoid all our halfhearted tackles... go all the way up the other end and zip it neatly into the bottom corner of the net...

    as I also said... what the fupp!!!!!!!
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:33 pm


    time for another thrilling comeback... but we've not exactly had a lot of the ball or that many chances...

    Still only 17 minutes gone so it's not like there's not time for it...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:34 pm


    Burnley are pinging it about all over the place...

    Corner to them...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:35 pm


    and a free header at the back pst fortunately sails over the bar...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:44 pm


    26 minutes gone.... not a lot to report...

    we've upped our possession of the ball, mainly because when Noble gets it he just wanders around with no clue how to get rid of it...

    A Diop attempt at a through ball gets cut out and Burnley attack but Rice is there to clean up as one he can...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:45 pm


    stone the crows... Burnley try for a bicycle kick in the area... fortunately they miss it completely...

    Noble gets booked for another one of his shitty tackles...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:49 pm


    I was just about to type how depressing it is that it seems to be nothing but relentless Burnley pressure... and the then the fuckers only go and score...

    so it's even more depressing... 0-2 down and 34 minutes gone...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:53 pm


    at least we can't drop down the table at all today - unless Bournemouth do the unthinkable and beat ManUre...

    we could have gone nicely up to 7th... but that would have been too easy for us...

    Quite why we didn't stick with the team that beat Soton the other day is beyond me...

    Now antonio is limping after getting his ankle clipped...

    Not sure what the answer is today... Arnie seems to have come back too soon... Noble is his usual liability self... the defense is not working... Anderson is anonymous...

    and on top of that... the oppo are well up for it and smelling blood...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:54 pm


    Jeez... Burnley go close again...

    Soton are one apiece against Man City...

    we look like we should probably call it a day...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:55 pm


    Diop gets nutmegged on the edge of the area but fortunately the shot is weak and rolls into the arms of Fabianski...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:58 pm


    3 minute to go to see out the last first half of a shitty 2018... and e're doing it in style by being shitty...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 3:00 pm


    we've apparently had more possession... must be when I'm typing of Noble is looking for inspiration...

    we've had 1 shot to their 8 (9 now)

    they've only had two shots on target but managed to score with both of them...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 3:01 pm


    2 additional minutes of this nightmare non-contest...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 3:04 pm


    that's it... all done... half time and hopefully some tea cups being thrown around a dressing room...

    we might just as well have not shown up for all the good we've done.

    piss poor performance - really no excuse for it.

    we're off in every department

    and here come the half time highlights... i.e. the Burnley goals...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 3:09 pm


    fortunately even the Tv has gotten bored of showing how easily Burnley scored and has reverted to the traditional non-broadcast repeat package of goals and games from way back when...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 3:16 pm


    oh crap.. here we go... another 45 minutes of this nonsense...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 3:18 pm


    well that's something you don't see every day...

    West Ham starting the second 45 by bringing on two strikers...

    Carroll is replacing the completely pointless Perez...

    Who's Diangana on for?
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sun 30 Dec 2018, 3:19 pm


    Holy shit...

    Burnley slice us open like week old turkey remains but then some how completely mishit from 6 yards out to avoid dumping further humiliation on us...

    we could get Hammered (pun intended) if this continues...

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