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    Burnley vs WHUFC -- November 9th, 2019

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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:09 pm


    no subs or changes... I mean, why would you?
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:14 pm


    Holy crap... you can't make this up...

    Burnley corner...

    Players and Keeper on the line... Roberto flaps at the ball... hits it against the back of the head of a Burnley player and it goes into the net.

    0-3

    not even an attempt at VAR.. it was that shockingly bad...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:15 pm


    it's being ruled as a goalkeeper OG
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:15 pm


    NOW we bring on a sub....

    Lanzini replaces Anderson
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:17 pm


    The Guardian summa it up thusly...

    Goal! Burnely 3-0 West Ham (Roberto og)

    Oh dear god. Roberto, at fault for both Burnley’s first two goals, has just punched a third into his own net. Perfect hattrick. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.


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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:17 pm


    The BBC are not mincing their words...

    53 mins
    GOAL - Burnley 3-0 West Ham
    Jimenez (OG)
    Ashley Westwood swings in a corner, and Roberto Jimenez flaps at it - fingertipping the ball back and into his own net!

    There's a brief chat about whether Ashley Barnes fouled him, but nothing given - the goal stands.

    Pure goalkeeping comedy gold.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:22 pm


    I'll take more help from Twitter please Bob....


    We're not going to win a single game until fabianski comes back

    Predictably gutless. Predictably cowardly. Predictably shambolic. Predictably shameless. A football club from top to bottom where mediocrity is accepted with a shrug of the shoulders.

    My nan is better than roberto

    Actually feel sorry for him now.

    OG from the keeper that can’t catch. Didn’t think we could possibly be as bad as we were last week but we’ve somehow managed it. Still, 250 miles of motorway to brighten up the evening, thanks a lot West Ham

    Bet Adrian is laughing. The whole of the league are laughing at us. We will be relegated. Think we need a whip round to pay Pellegrini off and let one of the fans run the team.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:24 pm



    wow.. I'm not joking...

    another burley corner... the ball in the net again...

    Referee disallows the goal... but it was the Burnley goalscorer who was clearly being fouled by Cresswell (pulling his shirt)

    so comms, as well as myself are mystified as to why the goal was disallowed...

    it should be 0-4

    and I'm saying that as a West Ham fan...

    (tbh, it should be more)
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:28 pm


    Frederick goes in the book for a Noble-like tackle...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:30 pm


    it would be nice if we could figure out how to kick start our season as well as we seem to do it for other clubs...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:30 pm


    oh, in case anyone cares... Fornals is off and Ajeti is on in his stead...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:33 pm


    fupping Burnley are running rings around us now... 'oles' ring out to accompany the embarrassment...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:37 pm


    76 minutes gone... jeez... there's even more time to watch more of this nonsense.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:39 pm


    I really do pity the West Ham fans who have to shell out and travel to shitholes like Burnley to watch this abject nightmare of a team...

    kudos to them for turning up week in week out when the team fail to turn up at all.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:40 pm


    Snodgrass tries... but it just highlights how inept and unbothered the rest of the team are... either by design or accident.. it doesn't matter... we could ship out all 11 and it wouldn't change a thing...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:42 pm


    we've had 70% of the possession in the 2nd half... 62% over the 81 minutes thus played...

    what do we have to show for it?

    a scoreline that could - and probably should - be way worse than it already is...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:44 pm


    Yarmolenko, a mile or so offside, hooks the ball wide... seems even the officials have given up on this game.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:46 pm


    in the interests of fairness of reporting...

    83 mins
    GREAT SAVE!
    Burnley 3-0 West Ham
    Mixed bag, curate's egg - whichever way you slice it, Jimenez has had an 'interesting' day and he nakes a fine one-handed save to deny Jeff Hendrick, who has a go from just inside the box with an effort that was heading for the far top corner.
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:48 pm



    Lanzini does some running... falls over... hurts his shoulder... medics are on...

    surely you can just ask not to be part of this bullshit...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:49 pm


    we get the joy of watching replays of the goals that DID count as the stretcher comes on to carry Lanzini and the last of our hopes and dreams away with it.

    Manu is being given oxygen on the pitch as everyone realizes that even once he's gone we still need to make up the time this is taking...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:51 pm


    Sully shaking his head as Manu is stretchered off the park...
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:52 pm


    time's up... but we have another 5 minutes to suffer to make up for the Manu injury
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:54 pm


    not even sure if anyone came on to replace Lanzini...

    would it matter either way?
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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:55 pm



    we're at 95:15 and no sign of the whistle...

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    Post  westhamonkey on Sat 09 Nov 2019, 4:56 pm


    we need assisted suicide laws... it's the only thing that'll stop this nightmare.

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