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    Post  Geezer Fri 01 Apr 2011, 2:19 pm

    TEAM NEWS

    Scott Parker is expected to be fit for West Ham despite picking up shoulder and calf injuries on England duty.

    Striker Frederic Piquionne is hoping to return from the toe injury that saw him miss the draw with Tottenham.

    Manchester United will welcome back captain Nemanja Vidic from a calf injury to boost their ailing defence.

    Jonny Evans begins a three-match suspension following his red card against Bolton, while Paul Scholes completes his own ban.

    West Ham

    Doubtful: Parker (shoulder & calf), Piquionne (foot)

    Injured: Collison & Kurucz (both knee), Stanislas (hernia)

    Man Utd

    Suspended: Evans (three matches), Scholes (one match)

    Doubtful: Anderson (knee)

    Injured: Brown & Ferdinand (calf), Fletcher (virus), Hargreaves (shoulder), Lindegaard (knee), O'Shea & Rafael (both hamstring)

    MATCH PREVIEW

    Manchester United return to the scene of their biggest defeat of the season for a match with huge repercussions at the top and bottom of the table.

    These are must-win games, in the sense that every time you get three points, it's another step closer to the finish line

    Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson

    Sir Alex Ferguson's men saw their invincible aura shattered when they were humbled 4-0 in November's Carling Cup quarter-final at Upton Park, and the manager will be desperate to avoid a third defeat in four outings as United look to strengthen their grip on a record 19th title.

    For West Ham, three points is a must as they scrap to survive in the top flight. Avram Grant's side have breathed new life into a campaign that appeared to be dead and buried, hauling themselves out of the relegation zone with a four-match unbeaten run.

    Despite that Carling Cup defeat, Manchester United have dominated recent league meetings between these sides, winning their last five encounters without conceding a goal. However, they have struggled on their travels this season and have managed just one victory in the capital in their last five attempts.

    MATCH FACTS

    Head-to-head

    • Manchester United have won the last five Premier League games against West Ham without conceding a goal.

    • But their most recent meeting came in November's Carling Cup quarter-finals when the Hammers ran out comfortable 4-0 winners at Upton Park.

    • Wayne Rooney has scored five goals in eight Premier League games for United against the Hammers. The England striker is two short of 100 Premier League goals for United.

    West Ham

    • The in-form Hammers have scored 15 times in their last six league and cup matches.

    • They have lost just one of their last seven Premier League matches - a 1-0 home defeat to Birmingham City on 6 February.

    • Their next defeat will be their 250th in the Premier League.

    • Carlton Cole could make the 250th appearance of his club career.

    Man Utd

    • Sir Alex Ferguson's men have only won four of their last 15 Premier League away games.

    • They have only won one of their last five Premier League games in London, and only five of the last 19.

    • According to Opta Stats, United have scored with 18% of their shots, giving them the best conversion rate in the Premier League this season.

    • Javier Hernandez has scored 10 goals from just 14 shots on target according to Opta Stats.

    LEADING GOALSCORERS

    Carlton Cole

    West Ham

    Cole: 11 goals (5 league); Piquionne: 9 goals (6 league);
    Obinna: 8 goals (3 league)

    Dimitar Berbatov

    Man Utd

    Berbatov: 21 goals (20 league);
    Hernandez: 16 goals (10 league)

    MATCH OFFICIALS

    Referee: Lee Mason

    Assistant referees: Darren Cann & Patrick Keane

    Fourth official: Stuart Attwell

    LAST LEAGUE MATCH LINE-UPS

    West Ham (D0-0 v Tottenham, a): Green, Jacobsen, da Costa, Upson, Bridge, O'Neil, Parker, Hitzlsperger, Noble, Cole (Obinna 78), Ba. Subs not used: Boffin, Gabbidon, Tomkins, Boa Morte, Sears, Hines.

    Man Utd (W1-0 v Bolton, h): Van der Sar, Brown (Fabio Da Silva 46), Smalling, Evans, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Giggs, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez (Berbatov 46). Subs not used: Kuszczak, Owen, Park, Gibson, Gill.


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    Post  Jiggs Fri 01 Apr 2011, 3:27 pm

    A one - nil will do this time lads! finger

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    Post  Tony P Fri 01 Apr 2011, 7:57 pm

    I am gutted that Jonny Evans is suspended as he is the only centre half that CC has made look crap all season !!
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    Post  Geezer Fri 01 Apr 2011, 8:00 pm

    Never know dude he might get the chance to make someone else look crap WH Flag
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    Post  Nicki Fri 01 Apr 2011, 10:56 pm

    Im just glad Scholes wont be playing and able to cripple anyone. Thug!!
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    Post  mottinghammer Fri 01 Apr 2011, 11:47 pm

    They are a team of bully boys and thugs, always have been under ole rednose, and the latest crop of nobs are very adroit at diving, even more so than the portugeezer was!

    A nice little 1-0 win would be a great way to shut ole rednose up now he wants to cosy up to the beeb again, arrogant numpty angry2
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    Post  Blakey Sat 02 Apr 2011, 10:32 am

    Link for those without Sky

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    Post  Admin Sat 02 Apr 2011, 10:39 am

    Nice one Blakey WH Flag
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    Post  Geezer Sat 02 Apr 2011, 12:11 pm

    West Ham United starting XI - Green, Jacobsen, Bridge, Da Costa, Upson, Parker, Hitzlsperger, Noble, O'Neil, Ba, Cole

    West Ham United substitutes - Boffin, Reid, Tomkins, Spector, Piquionne, Obinna, Keane



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    Post  Johnny K Sat 02 Apr 2011, 1:03 pm

    Great start! Why no red for Evra? Looked deliberate to me & he was the last man.
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    Post  Johnny K Sat 02 Apr 2011, 1:11 pm

    finguck great start!!!!! 2 Nobes pens! End the game now!
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    Post  Johnny K Sat 02 Apr 2011, 1:35 pm

    Great half - we are roughing them up a bit. Important we held the 2 goal advantage until the break. Expecting Berbatov to make an appearance early in the 2nd. Their centre halves don't like it up 'em so keep up the direct work!
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    Post  Geezer Sat 02 Apr 2011, 1:37 pm

    Brilliant two pens from Noble , going in at half time 2-0 up against Manure finguck loverly juberly . manpoo have had the majority of play but I think we have held them off pretty well . need to get a 3rd to kill the game , should have been a red for Vidic cheating cnut . gonna be a nervous 2nd half .

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    Post  mottinghammer Sat 02 Apr 2011, 1:38 pm

    Defending like Lions, need to keep the tempo up and press Vidic and smalling there's more goals in this for us if we do. Press them hard in the middle and hope that they dont bring on berbatoss. Looking good at the moment, but a long way to go, they get the hairdryer at half time, what will Greenback do to our lot? handgren
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    Post  Geezer Sat 02 Apr 2011, 1:43 pm

    Piss awf shrek a bit more so he ends up going off will make my day cheesey grin
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    Post  Johnny K Sat 02 Apr 2011, 1:53 pm

    Is giggs playing left back?
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    Post  Johnny K Sat 02 Apr 2011, 1:54 pm

    Vidic has to go soon!
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    Post  Johnny K Sat 02 Apr 2011, 2:14 pm

    Not sure about taking CC off. Thought he was doing a good job roughing up Smalling.
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    Post  Geezer Sat 02 Apr 2011, 2:31 pm

    Game over 2-0 up and we fucked it up , captain fantastic fcuk OFF you usless cnut angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2 angry2
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    Post  Johnny K Sat 02 Apr 2011, 2:32 pm

    No more football today. Not in the mood.
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    Post  Geezer Sat 02 Apr 2011, 2:34 pm

    Me niether dude , now we go under the line AGAIN 😠
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    Post  Geezer Sat 02 Apr 2011, 3:06 pm

    Need a few results to help us out today , as much as I hate to say it and I will wash my mouth out later , Come on Tottenham, Bolton and especially Newcastle , spit spit spit
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    Post  Geezer Sat 02 Apr 2011, 4:12 pm

    Greenback after the game from Sky Sports

    Avram Grant insists West Ham will recover from the crushing disappointment of throwing away a 2-0 lead to lose 4-2 at home to Manchester United.

    Mark Noble had put the relegation-threatened hosts in control at the interval with a brace of penalties and had the home fans dreaming of a repeat of their Carling Cup success over the Red Devils.

    But a second-half hat-trick from an inspired Wayne Rooney saw the visitors run out comfortable victors in the end, with Javier Hernandez adding a late fourth.

    On what effect the nature of the defeat will have on morale, Grant told Sky Sports: "It will not damage it.
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    "We are a strong team and we have showed we can recover well.

    "We are disappointed. It was 2-0, we played well and then they scored."

    The result saw the Hammers slide back into the relegation zone, although Grant would not read too much into the loss.

    "We had a big job before. We can get over this," he added.

    "We came strong, we were very good in the first half and it is more disappointing."


    What nothing about Phil Mitchels look alike , Make the most of it AG , have a pop at the ref and how he changed in the 2nd after him and Rednose had a Tete a Tate behind the bike sheds , your up in front of the Gestapo soon

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    Asked whether Vidic should have been sent off, he replied: “I think so but I don’t want to talk about the referee.”
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    Post  Jiggs Sat 02 Apr 2011, 6:12 pm

    Fuckin bollicks bollicks bollicks! That was pants to go through Sad
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