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West Ham Cockney Boys


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    Mohammed

    Jiggs
    Jiggs
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    Mohammed Empty Mohammed

    Post  Jiggs Tue 29 Nov 2011, 4:47 pm

    A Taliban suicide bomber pulls the plug and
    explodes...........BOOM!!!

    A short while later he finds himself on a
    huge white staircase leading towards the heavens, so he starts
    ascending. After an hour or so of climbing, he arrives at a landing
    where an old man in white robes and a long flowing beard is sitting
    surrounded by ledgers.’ Excuse me, Sir,' he says. 'Are you Mohammed?'
    'No,' replies the old man. 'I am St. Peter. Mohammed is further up the
    stairs.' 'But this is great news,' exclaims the bomber. 'Mohammed is
    higher than St. Peter! I can hardly believe it!'

    He continues ascending the stairs. After another hour of hard climbing he arrives
    at another landing. Standing on the landing is a serene-looking man
    with long hair and a long white beard.’ Excuse me, Sir,' he says. 'Are
    you Mohammed?' 'No,' replies the man. 'I am Jesus.
    Mohammed is further up the stairs.' 'But this is amazing news,'
    exclaims the bomber. 'Mohammed is even higher than Jesus! Martyrdom is
    wonderful!!'

    After a further two hours of hard climbing, he arrives on a huge landing. There, sitting on a
    magnificent throne, is another old man with flowing white robes, a
    beard, and long white hair.’ Excuse me, Sir,' he says. 'Are you
    Mohammed?' 'No,' replies the old man.. 'I am God.' 'But this is
    incredible news!' screams the bomber. 'Mohammed is higher than God
    even!! I am so excited, I can't believe It! Martyrdom is
    thrilling!! '

    'You look tired, my son,' says God.
    Would you like to sit down and rest a while?'' Oh yes, replies the
    bomber. 'I am very tired and would love a rest before I carry on,
    thank you.' The bomber sits and God says, 'You look hungry and thirsty, my son.
    Would you like some food and a drink? ''Oh yes, please, ' replies the bomber. 'I am most thirsty and hungry, thank you.’ With this, God turns and snaps his fingers and shouts,
    'Oi, Mohammed, a couple of bacon sarnies, and two beers over here you paki bastard, and make it snappy.
    Admin
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    Post  Admin Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:01 pm

    cheesey grin
    Campo
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    Post  Campo Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:44 pm

    cheesey grin
    Nicki
    Nicki
    Academy


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    Post  Nicki Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:32 pm

    cheesey grin

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