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West Ham Cockney Boys


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    Post  Campo Fri 23 Dec 2011, 1:32 pm

    I met my new girlfriends parents last night, her dad took me to one side and said
    "If you hurt her you'll have me to answer to"
    I said
    "its highly unlikely to happen as i have only got a small cock and she has an assole like a hippo's yawn..."
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    Post  Jiggs Fri 23 Dec 2011, 1:37 pm

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    Post  Admin Fri 23 Dec 2011, 3:01 pm

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    Post  lizzie Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:38 am

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    Post  Tony P Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:18 pm

    ThreeWheeling wrote:I met my new girlfriends parents last night, her dad took me to one side and said
    "If you hurt her you'll have me to answer to"
    I said
    "its highly unlikely to happen as i have only got a small cock and she has an assole like a hippo's yawn..."

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    My new girlfriend is a porn star.
    She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
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    Post  Admin Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:20 pm

    Tony P wrote:
    ThreeWheeling wrote:I met my new girlfriends parents last night, her dad took me to one side and said
    "If you hurt her you'll have me to answer to"
    I said
    "its highly unlikely to happen as i have only got a small cock and she has an assole like a hippo's yawn..."

    cheesey grin

    My new girlfriend is a porn star.
    She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out    .


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    Post  Campo Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:31 pm

    Tony P wrote:
    ThreeWheeling wrote:I met my new girlfriends parents last night, her dad took me to one side and said
    "If you hurt her you'll have me to answer to"
    I said
    "its highly unlikely to happen as i have only got a small cock and she has an assole like a hippo's yawn..."

    cheesey grin

    My new girlfriend is a porn star.
    She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

    cheesey grin
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