Warning to coppers

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the
patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him
about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough
so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly
across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the
tape in large black letters was the sentence, 'Get well soon . from the
nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'

As I lay on a trolly waiting to go into the operating theatre for my vasectomy in 1990, the nurse looked at me and grinned and said 'This is for all the parking tickets I've ever had' ................

mottinghammer wrote: As I lay on a trolly waiting to go into the operating theatre for my vasectomy in 1990, the nurse looked at me and grinned and said 'This is for all the parking tickets I've ever had' ................

Did she use bricks - no anaesthetic? Abbi would have done

Jiggs wrote:

Did she use bricks - no anaesthetic? Abbi would have done

No but it got worse, the doctor starting cutting before the injections (cant spell anethsetic?)had taken so I was screaming the house down! He then spent the enitre operation asking how I thought England were going to do that night in the World cup! Like at that time I gavve a flying fcuk I then had the indignity of them sowing some pubic hair into the wound which went septic and gave me a tennis ball sized billock for the next week, it was a wonderful experience I cna tell you

did you ask them to take away the pain but leave the swelling?

I bet Mrs. Motty did

Note to the men.......Always shave ya bits.