'I went to a fantastic party last week. The theme was "Do as the Song Says". So when the James classic was played, we all sat down, when Prince was played, we all kissed. When Bacarra played, we all boogied. The Beatles played and we all held hands. Jenifer Lopez got us all on the floor, things got pretty spacey to Musical Youth and, of course, everybody did exactly what Simon said! Everybody had a fantastic time except for my best friend Eileen. She went home a very sticky mess!'
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Poor Eileen
mottinghammer- 1st Team Bench
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mottinghammer- 1st Team Bench
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Jiggs wrote:
Oi you're a grandma now you cant be doing with this smutty stuff get on a knit some booties for the babe!
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Re: Poor Eileen
mottinghammer wrote:Jiggs wrote:
Oi you're a grandma now you cant be doing with this smutty stuff get on a knit some booties for the babe!
bet she already had a box of baby stuff all packed together with bars of baby soap chucked inside to make the contents of the box smell all nice
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ThreeWheeling wrote:mottinghammer wrote:Jiggs wrote:
Oi you're a grandma now you cant be doing with this smutty stuff get on a knit some booties for the babe!
bet she already had a box of baby stuff all packed together with bars of baby soap chucked inside to make the contents of the box smell all nice
I'm a knit one, pearl one drop one...Couldn't knit to save me life....Wish I could, have you any idea what a pram/buggy/car seat costs nowadays :shock:
mottinghammer- 1st Team Bench
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Re: Poor Eileen
yep buying a car seat for my little splodge today as she is up visiting, even in the sale its still £45. But its worth it cos she is so gorgeous
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Jiggs wrote:ThreeWheeling wrote:mottinghammer wrote:Jiggs wrote:
Oi you're a grandma now you cant be doing with this smutty stuff get on a knit some booties for the babe!
bet she already had a box of baby stuff all packed together with bars of baby soap chucked inside to make the contents of the box smell all nice
I'm a knit one, pearl one drop one...Couldn't knit to save me life....Wish I could, have you any idea what a pram/buggy/car seat costs nowadays :shock:
Wondered what the smell was!
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Re: Poor Eileen
pmsl too!