Georgeous Blonde humour

I've got a few beautiful blonde humour stuff saved - will add to the thread from time to time, OK?! To get started:

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How do you keep a blonde entertained for hours???

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Oi...I should perhaps warn you that I am blonde.....ish

It's only my brain that is blond.

This week I am brunette.

I have no brain of any kind either blonde, brunette or red so I won't take offence!

And before anyone else says it no I'm not bald!!!!

Wot, not anywhere Liz?

Not where me brains are Jiggs, no. Unlike the place where men keep their's!

During a recent password audit by Microsoft and Google, it was found that a gorgeous blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyParis"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.





A blonde decides to go into business as a painter and decorator.
She knocks on the door of a house, explains that she's just gone into business, and asks the owner if he needs anything painting.
"Well" said the owner, gaping at her a bit "I always support enterprising young people like yourself, so how much would you charge to paint my porch?".
"As you're my first customer, I'd do it for £50"
"Excellent says the man, you'll find all the paint in the garage"
An hour later the blonde knocks on the door again and informs the owner that she has finished.
The man was surprised at how quick she had done it, but paid her the £50.
As she was leaving she said "Oh, by the way, It's a Ferrari not a Porsche"

It took me a few seconds to understand the one about the password!!!!!!!!!!!

lizzie wrote:It took me a few seconds to understand the one about the password!!!!!!!!!!!

arh bless

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were laying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre diving board,
did a two and a half tuck followed by three rotations in the pike position, straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said "That was incredible!".
He said "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing lengths.
After seventy-five, she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.
He said "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?".
"No", she replied, "I was a prostitute in London, but I worked both sides of the river."

Talking about blonds ... the lengths some men will go to keep their nose in the shade …

Jeeeeeze....I bet he pays for all her plastic surgery......and much much more