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Tony P
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Who,s this wanker
Admin- 1st team
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Join date : 2011-02-18
Age : 34
Location : Scandyland
Tony P- 1st Team Bench
- Posts : 3651
Join date : 2011-02-19
Age : 63
Location : Sidcup, Kent
He has a twitch so I reckon I know who it is !
Suzanne Claret- 1st Team Bench
- Posts : 2165
Join date : 2011-04-17
Age : 57
Location : London
Always looks a bit gormless...
JulianDicksLeftKnee- Reserves
- Posts : 1601
Join date : 2011-02-18
Age : 54
Location : SE London now days
that's why he always tries to sign Peter Crouch-kindred spirits.
Admin- 1st team
- Posts : 5327
Join date : 2011-02-18
Age : 34
Location : Scandyland
There is a slight resemblance there 
Jiggs- 1st team
- Posts : 5703
Join date : 2011-02-18
Age : 66
Location : Romford or Upton Park
To think I liked him then
daib0- Academy
- Posts : 984
Join date : 2012-08-09
Location : Spain - England
Off-topic, but goes with the title:
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustbin lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the Jap
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"
"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a w**k!"
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"Excuse me," I said to the so pretty woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."
"I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt."
"It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt."
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustbin lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the Jap
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"
"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a w**k!"
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"Excuse me," I said to the so pretty woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."
"I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt."
"It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt."
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