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A starving Asylum Seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy, who grants him 3 wishes.
The Asylum Seeker said "I'm hungry". (POW) A huge banquet fit for a king appears.
He then says "Now I want a big house" (POW) A big mansion with a swimming pool appears.
He then says " I want to be English" (POW) everything vanishes!
HE asks "Where's everything gone?".
The fairy replies, " You're British now you're entitled to fuck all....."
The Asylum Seeker said "I'm hungry". (POW) A huge banquet fit for a king appears.
He then says "Now I want a big house" (POW) A big mansion with a swimming pool appears.
He then says " I want to be English" (POW) everything vanishes!
HE asks "Where's everything gone?".
The fairy replies, " You're British now you're entitled to fuck all....."
