A Pakistani immigrant goes to a Doctor
and says "I feel terrible".
The Doctor says "You need to pee and
poop in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting
cabbage.
Put a towel over your head and inhale
the vapours for 3 days".
The man does this and goes back to the
Doctor and says "I feel wonderful!! What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick..."
and says "I feel terrible".
The Doctor says "You need to pee and
poop in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting
cabbage.
Put a towel over your head and inhale
the vapours for 3 days".
The man does this and goes back to the
Doctor and says "I feel wonderful!! What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick..."