Don't forget ...

Don't Forget...

To put your clocks back tonight. British summertime is over




A joke or two


I was talking to our token office monkey this morning and I said idly "It's Autumn DST tomorrow so you'll have to go round and put all the Clocks back."

He said "But boss, I didn't take em, honest."



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One night I managed to make love for an entire hour and five minutes.

It was when they put the Clocks forward ...