Potatoes

Once upon a time there was a family of potatoes. Mother potato, Father potato and their three daughter potatoes. One day one of the daughters comes home and said "I'm so excited, I'm getting married to a Royal Jersey". "Oh thats wonderful" said the parents, "our daughter is marrying into royalty".

The next day the second daughter comes home and says "I'm so excited, I'm marrying a King Edward". "Oh thats wonderful" said the parents, "two of our daughters are marrying into royalty".

The next night the third daughter arrives home and says "I'm so excited, I'm marrying John Motson".

"You can't marry John Motson" said the parents "he's a common tater".