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I was interested to hear that One Dire Erection cancelled their Belfast gig the other night, leaving a hall full of distraught 8 year-olds and relieved parents.
They couldn't play the gig, apparently because Liam was "very ill". In Rock circles, this is usually a euphemism for "pissed as a mezcal worm" or "off his tits on acid", but in this case probably means he'd overdone the Haribo (which he refers to as "H").
It did leave me wondering what difference his absence would have made, though. He's not there for his screaming guitar solos or for holding the rhythm section together, is he?
I came to the conclusion that he must be the one who gives a nightly blow-job to the guy who works the Auto-tune that keeps the band on-key. Keep taking the mouthwash, Liam, you'll be fine....
They couldn't play the gig, apparently because Liam was "very ill". In Rock circles, this is usually a euphemism for "pissed as a mezcal worm" or "off his tits on acid", but in this case probably means he'd overdone the Haribo (which he refers to as "H").
It did leave me wondering what difference his absence would have made, though. He's not there for his screaming guitar solos or for holding the rhythm section together, is he?
I came to the conclusion that he must be the one who gives a nightly blow-job to the guy who works the Auto-tune that keeps the band on-key. Keep taking the mouthwash, Liam, you'll be fine....
