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A very pretty young speech therapist with an equally fine figure was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammer’s Action Group. She had tried virtually every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.
Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born,
without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache
and your eyeswater."
The Englishman immediately piped up: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's going to try next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out: "G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow".
“That's no better either, Hamish. ... Now, how about you, Paddy?”
The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5, clenched both fists at his sides and
eventually blurted out:. . . . . “London ".
“Absolutely Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally hot and steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said:
...
...
..."d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born,
without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache
and your eyeswater."
The Englishman immediately piped up: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's going to try next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out: "G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow".
“That's no better either, Hamish. ... Now, how about you, Paddy?”
The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5, clenched both fists at his sides and
eventually blurted out:. . . . . “London ".
“Absolutely Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally hot and steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said:
...
...
..."d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
