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Arsenal vs WHUFC -- March 7th, 2020

Sat 07 Mar 2020, 12:02 am by westhamonkey

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so we're all set for the morrow...

another must-win game... this time against the Arse. And how's our record against the Arse?

Well it ain't great...

West Ham have won just one of the past eight Premier League meetings (D2, L5).

Arsenal have earned four successive home victories against West Ham in all competitions, and won eight of their last nine in the …

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WHUFC vs Southampton -- February 29th, 2020

Fri 28 Feb 2020, 7:24 pm by westhamonkey


well being as February only has 28 days and this game will be on the 29th... perhaps it'll be easy to forget.

you lucky people in the UK won't be able to see the game, so I'll be doing me sterling duty from the couch to keep you all updated and entertained as it happens live before my naked, steaming eyes... or that should probably be steaming...

I was thinking about next year... fortunately …

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Liverpool vs WHUFC -- monday, February 24th, 2020

Mon 24 Feb 2020, 5:22 am by westhamonkey

oh how we laughed... laughed and laughed and laughed...

we're terrible... we're the worst... not just the worst we've been but possibly the worst there is... and so this is a must win game... a must win game against Liverpool... AWAY against Liverpool... even a draw helps us not one bit... we need the victory, the three points... and all we have to do is... play Liverpool, the strongest …

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Man City vs WHUFC -- February 9th -- RE-ARRANGED feb 19th, 2020

Sat 08 Feb 2020, 7:40 am by westhamonkey

oh I just know you're all out there waiting with baited breath for this week's update... I mean... who can contain the excitement now that Kevin Nolan and some other bloke have been recruited to the coaching staff??

I'd be happy to see a bit of Nolan's grit and guile on the pitch... but with M*yes still in charge, it's just impossible to really give a shit about any of this..

We don't play till …

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WHUFC vs Brighton -- February 1st, 2020

Fri 31 Jan 2020, 6:28 pm by westhamonkey


Yes, you can check back through the threads to see how this fixture played out a little over a year ago... January 2nd was it?'

omg...

hate to blow my own trumpet but you really should hop on over to that thread... it's hilarious...

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It makes dismal reading... Arnautovic playing... Carroll playing... Antonio on the bench, Fabianski getting injured... …

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Women's Footie -- against Chelsea Sunday, February 2nd, 2020

Mon 03 Feb 2020, 4:11 am by westhamonkey


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you can read it all at the link above... but something is definitely rotten in Denmark...

the ladies go down to Chelsea... 8-0... the stats show 14 shots to 1.





what the fupp is going on at WHUFC?

WHUFC vs Liverpool -- January 29th, 2019

Wed 29 Jan 2020, 5:09 am by westhamonkey

all righty right roo...

you want me to go over how poor our financial results are?

you want me to repeat how piss poor M*yes record against the top teams is?

you want me to go over the list of injured and doubtful players for the game?

let's just do the players shall we?

Lukasz Fabianski is nearing a return from a thigh problem.

Robert Snodgrass is battling to overcome a knee injury.

Ryan …

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WHUFC vs WBA (FA Cup) -- January 25th, 2019

Fri 24 Jan 2020, 10:56 pm by westhamonkey


and here we go with me birthday weekend FA Cup fixture... won't bore you to death with the tales of the 4:30am kick-off to see us get stuffed 6-0 by ManUre (oops, I just did)

Anyway - a home tie against the Baggies in the FA Cup - and never has FA been more appropriate because this should mean absolutely fupp all to us against the importance of remaining a premiership club.

But of course... it …

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Leicester vs WHUFC -- January 22, 2020

Tue 21 Jan 2020, 10:43 pm by westhamonkey


well this has become one of those 'must win' games thanks to today's results.

we're now level on points with the two teams below us, which means only the bottom team currently has less points than e do.

Goal Difference is all that's keeping us afloat.

Even if we win our two games (this one and the game in hand against Liverpool) we'd only climb as high as 14th... and that's IF we beat …

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