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West Ham vs Arsenal April 21st 2018

Sun 22 Apr 2018, 1:33 pm by westhamonkey

I'm not sure I even got the date right... I'm sitting in Moscow airport (don't ask) and not sure I'll even get to see the game.

obviously all bets are off after Wenger decided to accept the old tin tack... but maybe we'll put on a show to explain why it's time for him to leave.

a win takes us to 12th, a loss or a draw keeps us where we are with no easy games left - oh wait, there Are no easy …

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WHUFC vs Stoke -- monday, April 16th, 2018

Sat 14 Apr 2018, 3:49 am by westhamonkey

yeah... get the entire weekend to sleep in... very welcome.

which means... as the final match of this 'round' as the Americans like to call it... we'll know exactly where we stand and exactly how precious three points can be.

this is also probably the last 'winnable on paper' game of the season for us... so if we don't sign off with three points then we might as well give up.

and since we'll …

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Chelsea vs WHUFC -- Sunday, April 8th, 2018

Fri 06 Apr 2018, 11:14 pm by westhamonkey

okay... gotta wait till sunday for our game to kick off... which means more time to see how the other games/results might/will affect us:

Everton vs Liverpool
even if I cared about either team there's no way I'll get up at 3:30am to watch this. I guess logically we want the 'Pool to win to keep Everton (somewhat) within each... but then the heart wants the bin dippers to get stuffed after …

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West Ham vs Southampton -- March 31st, 2018

Sat 31 Mar 2018, 1:18 am by westhamonkey

Here we go.... must win game number whatever...

but before that... you know how it goes.

Crystal Palace vs Liverpool
The 'pool have to win this... we're level on points with Palace but have a game in hand, so let's convert it into point huh, how about that as an idea.

Brighton vs Leicester
A Leicester win please. We'll not make up the 10 point deficit on the Foxes and might never make up the …

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WHUFC vs Burnley -- March 9th, 2018

Sat 10 Mar 2018, 1:13 am by westhamonkey

all right all right all right...

here we go "must win" game number 666... (might as well pick a spooky number, not spooky in the quantum physics sense of the... oh never mind...)

Since the only thing people seem concerned about these days is calling the board "thieves and liars", I'm gonna leave y'all to your hand wringing and pant wetting frustrations and just do my thing...

Here's the …

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Swansea vs WHUFC -- March 3rd 2018

Fri 02 Mar 2018, 9:24 pm by westhamonkey

I'll save you the tales of me living in Cardiff and heading down to the Vetch on a blustery & rainy night to watch us get completely rolled over...

let's look at how the weekend games could/should go for us...

Burnley vs Everton
fupp me... how are we this late in the season and we're 4 points behind Everton and 7 (yes, SEVEN!) points behind Burnley???
I guess just in terms of the points …

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WHUFC vs Liverpool February 24, 2018

Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:21 pm by westhamonkey

we don't beat Liverpool very often... but we have done so in recent history more than once - and sometimes done it with some style.
Possibly the most important stat - one which fortunately backs up my feeble recollections of the games - we seem to beat them when we score early.

come out of the gates and batter them. As my dear old TV dad used to say... "they don't like it up 'em"

02 Jan …

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WHUFC vs Watford -- February 10th, 2018

Sat 10 Feb 2018, 3:20 am by westhamonkey

Hello, me again....

so... 11th against 12th... we could get done by Watford TWICE in a season... not twice ever... twice... IN A SEASON... yeah... football's a funny old game... our home record against Watford is shit... W1 D1 L3... that's the actual stats... not some ultra depressive way of looking at a glass half full...

so... we have our shiny new signing ready to take the plunge... will we …

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Brighton vs WHUFC February 3rd, 2018

Sat 03 Feb 2018, 5:39 am by westhamonkey

Well here we go (okay, in a few hours) with another game... the frustrating transfer window has slammed shut on us and we're all left wondering of the wisdom of...

selling two strikers... loaning out three younger players and buying... erm... well... let's just say... it's as baffling as hiring Moyes as our manager...

so with all that to contend with... let's take a look at the hypotheticals …

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