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WHUFC vs Liverpool February 24, 2018

Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:21 pm by westhamonkey


we don't beat Liverpool very often... but we have done so in recent history more than once - and sometimes done it with some style.
Possibly the most important stat - one which fortunately backs up my feeble recollections of the games - we seem to beat them when we score early.

come out of the gates and batter them. As my dear old TV dad used to say... "they don't like it up 'em"

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WHUFC vs Watford -- February 10th, 2018

Sat 10 Feb 2018, 3:20 am by westhamonkey

Hello, me again....

so... 11th against 12th... we could get done by Watford TWICE in a season... not twice ever... twice... IN A SEASON... yeah... football's a funny old game... our home record against Watford is shit... W1 D1 L3... that's the actual stats... not some ultra depressive way of looking at a glass half full...

so... we have our shiny new signing ready to take the plunge... will we …

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Brighton vs WHUFC February 3rd, 2018

Sat 03 Feb 2018, 5:39 am by westhamonkey

Well here we go (okay, in a few hours) with another game... the frustrating transfer window has slammed shut on us and we're all left wondering of the wisdom of...

selling two strikers... loaning out three younger players and buying... erm... well... let's just say... it's as baffling as hiring Moyes as our manager...

so with all that to contend with... let's take a look at the hypotheticals …

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WHUFC vs Crystal Palace January 30th, 2018

Tue 30 Jan 2018, 7:07 pm by westhamonkey


well... the end of January already...

Facebook is all a fury about the fans ire at the..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I can't deal with the stupidity of so many of our 'fans' - does my little monkey head in...

anyway... more important matters afoot... we got a game... and what a game it will be...

Injury crisis? what injury crisis...

This is the team...

del Castillo Adrian
Pablo Zabaleta
James …

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Wigan vs WHUFC (FA Cup) January 27th, 2018

Sat 27 Jan 2018, 7:03 am by westhamonkey


Here we are... 8 hours before kick-off...

All the magic of the FA Cup... how things have changed... when I first moved to the States, the only option I had was to get in the car, drive 20 miles to Santa Monica to the Cock 'n' Bull pub...

Reminds me of the nightmare... the "Breen" game...

had to get up at 4am on me birthday, drive all that way.. watch us ship 6 goals and then drive home to be …

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WHUFC vs Bournemouth January 20th, 2018

Sat 20 Jan 2018, 7:16 am by westhamonkey


starting this one early... gotta head to bed and be up in 6 1/2 hours for kick-off

should be easy shouldn't it... I mean... Bournemouth...

yeah... this is West Ham...



WHUFC vs Shrewsbury (Cup Replay) Jan 16th, 2018

Tue 16 Jan 2018, 6:37 pm by westhamonkey


Bloody Hell... the game's not on the telly here. First game of the season I won't be watching... Sad

WHUFC vs Huddersfield - January 13th, 2018

Sat 13 Jan 2018, 3:01 pm by westhamonkey


3-5-1-1 formation

our brightest player of the past two fixtures doesn't get a start

our goalscoring offering is Lanzini and Arnie...

Noble is back - which will please the fan boys and give them all the ammunition they need if we manage a win.

WHUFC vs Shrews, FA Cup - Jan 7th, 2018

Sun 07 Jan 2018, 2:10 pm by westhamonkey


yup, me again...

dragged my ass out gf bed for a 6:00am kick-off (local time)

but it's the glamor of the cup, right?

our two most contentious players - Noble and Carroll don't even make the bench

Hart in goal

Rice gets a start

Cullen plays

Ayew and Chicharito up top

other than that it's the usual suspects.

not much to write home about thus far... daily even... i think each keeper has …

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