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Wolves vs WHUFC -- December 4th, 2019

Wed 04 Dec 2019, 5:23 pm by westhamonkey

Off to the Black Country... lots of questions... we'll see what answers we get.

Chelsea vs WHUFC -- Nov 30, 2019

Fri 29 Nov 2019, 6:38 pm by westhamonkey

End of the road or glorious new beginning?

A defeat could (should) spell the end of Pellegrini's reign as West Ham manager... a victory cold (who the fupp knows) spell the beginning of a glorious resurgence, flatter to deceive, just perpetuate the inevitable slide towards relegation... I mean... it's West Ham... you can get a tasty 10-1 on us winning... what odds would you get on things …

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WHUFC vs Tottenham -- November 23, 2019

Sat 23 Nov 2019, 2:34 am by westhamonkey

it's so difficult to navigate this place these days... it feels like being trapped in a building at the end of the world... you know it's going to end... but you're still alive so you keep on hoping that the inevitable might somehow be avoided...

I could be talking about this message board... I could be talking about supporting West Ham... seems equally applicable.

anyway... got the "pleasure" …

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Burnley vs WHUFC -- November 9th, 2019

Sat 09 Nov 2019, 3:36 am by westhamonkey

here we go again... WTF... yeah... WTF...

any guesses as to what will happen?

I've no idea... so I'm gonna steal Arran's idea for the potential line-up as a starting point...

My (Arran's) team for the Burnley game would be in a 4-4-2 formation:

Roberto - there's been some talk of giving Martin a shot... not totally against that idea.
Federicks - agreed, bring him back
Diop - been one of the …

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WHUFC vs Newcastle -- November 2nd, 2019

Sat 02 Nov 2019, 3:47 am by westhamonkey

Blimey... it's November already... Halloween has come and gone...

but the one good thing to come out of the passage of time is that the ick off time works in my favor and I actually get the semi decent time of 8am to have to be up to watch the proceedings.

Of course, the downside is that I still have to watch West Ham and after the shitshows of the past weeks... it's not really something …

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WHUFC vs Sheff Utd -- Saturday, October 25th, 2019

Sat 26 Oct 2019, 3:10 pm by westhamonkey

missed the first 4:47 because I couldn't get my are out of bed... recently that's been the only decent time we've put int the game.. so this could be even more painful than usual.

we're playing Sheffield Utd.... not only that... our form has been so shit recently that we're actually BELOW the Blades in the table.

Let that sink in for a moment... B-E-L-O-W Sheffield Utd... they've not even been …

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Everton vs WHUFC -- Oct 19th, 2019

Sat 19 Oct 2019, 1:31 pm by westhamonkey

well... after fupping up royally at the Palace last time out...with the benefit of the international break to get our shit together...

yup... it's exactly what you'd expect...

Everton... bottom 3... on their second worst run in a decade... with a manager under threat of losing his job... a 'must win' game....
so what do we do?

honestly... after a 2nd minute free kick... absolutely nothing.

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WHUFCvs Palace -- Saturday, October 5th, 2019

Sun 06 Oct 2019, 6:37 am by westhamonkey

well... out on the road in New Mexico working so didn't get to see the game today...

as y'all know... I can tend to appear on the slightly less than positive side of the half empty glass of life... but I do watch all our games (work notwithstanding) and so I hate to be the debbie downer who gets to waggle the finger and say I told you so...

but guess what?

I know... I know... knife edge …

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Bournemouth vs WHUFC -- Sept 28th, 2019

Sat 28 Sep 2019, 3:37 pm by westhamonkey

laying in bed in a hotel in Santa Fe New Mexico watching the game on me iPad...

fortunately didn't witness the debacle of the Carabao Cup defeat to Oxford...

10 changes to that line-up so the ten changes made for that game brings us back to the same starting line-up as last week against Man Utd.

The Oxford defeat really just cements the West Ham philosophy... we don't really have strength in …

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