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    Twitcher in the dock

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    Post  mottinghammer Tue 24 Jan 2012, 4:06 pm

    cheesey grin rofl smiley love it!
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    Post  Tony P Tue 24 Jan 2012, 5:18 pm

    Follow the Harry Redknapp trial minute by minute. Updates on Twitcher
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    Post  Campo Tue 24 Jan 2012, 7:08 pm

    going from what has come out in court so far... i think the twitcher will need a bloody good defence.
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    Post  Campo Tue 24 Jan 2012, 8:30 pm

    stolen from KUMB

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    Post  Jiggs Tue 24 Jan 2012, 9:33 pm

    cheesey grin

    Probably got a fantastic law firm defending him, although it wouldn't shock me if he had applied for legal aid........
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    Post  Campo Tue 24 Jan 2012, 9:40 pm

    Jiggs wrote: cheesey grin

    Probably got a fantastic law firm defending him, although it wouldn't shock me if he had applied for legal aid........

    Harry: "Honest, I need the legal aid... I'm down to bare bones you know"
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    Post  manurewa hammer Wed 25 Jan 2012, 7:54 am

    Couldn't get it surely Jiggs?? :pale:
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    Post  Campo Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:06 am

    No income tax, no VAT
    No Premiership points off Man City,
    in the dock, face so pale,
    Harry Redknapp's going to jail......

    cheesey grin
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    Post  mottinghammer Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:21 am

    cheesey grin rofl smiley have now found myself humming that tune!!! What a cracker rofl smiley
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    Post  Geezer Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:53 pm

    rofl smiley @ 3W
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    Post  Campo Wed 25 Jan 2012, 3:44 pm

    not my own w**k , was sent in a text this morning
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    Post  Johnny K Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:18 pm

    ThreeWheeling wrote:No income tax, no VAT
    No Premiership points off Man City,
    in the dock, face so pale,
    Harry Redknapp's going to jail......

    cheesey grin
    dóh! Beaten to it!

    Nice one though, 3W. Classic!
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    Post  Campo Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:37 am

    The court has a live video link with Monaco today.. could be another interesting one cheesey grin
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    Post  SemiOldIron Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:38 pm

    Reported today that Twitcher told detectives in a taped interview "I write like two year old and I can't spell.I can't w**k a computer. I don't know what an e-mail is, I can't. I have never sent a fax and I've never even sent a text message." Hardly a C.V. for the next England manager, is it? BFS must be laughing his cock off, that's 'Arry out of the running for sure. Very Happy
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    Post  Campo Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:46 pm

    SemiOldIron wrote:Reported today that Twitcher told detectives in a taped interview "I write like two year old and I can't spell.I can't w**k a computer. I don't know what an e-mail is, I can't. I have never sent a fax and I've never even sent a text message." Hardly a C.V. for the next England manager, is it? BFS must be laughing his cock off, that's 'Arry out of the running for sure. Very Happy

    strange though how the twitching cnut could write a column for the Sun,
    however if he really can't spell then that would explain him putting Defoe on the teamsheet rather than pavlyuchenko
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    Post  Jiggs Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:17 pm

    cheesey grin

    So he's making out he's a div then......Fat chance, he ain't as green as he
    is cabbage looking ....
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    Post  SemiOldIron Sat 28 Jan 2012, 1:05 pm

    "Harry Redknapp received a welcome message of support from the board of Millwall F.C. yesterday. Following his claims to the police that he is semi-literate, can't manage figures and is generally a bit thick, they have assured him that there is always a place waiting for him in South London if Spurs decide to ditch him." Very Happy
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    Post  Admin Sat 28 Jan 2012, 1:27 pm

    Laughing
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    Post  mottinghammer Sat 28 Jan 2012, 3:21 pm

    rofl smiley
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    Post  Admin Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:32 pm

    Had to nick this

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    Post  Jiggs Mon 30 Jan 2012, 4:55 pm

    rofl smiley Excellent!!
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    Post  mottinghammer Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:28 pm

    I really do hate this twitching friggin wnaker angry2
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    Post  Campo Wed 01 Feb 2012, 2:46 pm

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    Post  Nicki Wed 01 Feb 2012, 4:34 pm

    Jiggs wrote: cheesey grin

    So he's making out he's a div then......Fat chance, he ain't as green as he
    is cabbage looking ....

    Haven't heard that expression in years! Used it a fw times and got funny looks up here.

    According to the bloke on Twitter Arry was getting very twitchy in the dock.

    James Pearce @Pearcesport Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
    This is getting heated. Redknapp raising his voice as he replies to many of prosecution questions

    James Pearce @Pearcesport Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
    Redknapp stops evidence + looks across court to a detective. "Please stop staring at me officer. I know you're trying to cause me a problem"
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