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should get some attention here !
A few clean jokes about the Lion cubs from South Bermondsey...
Two Millwall fans bump into each other, and one said:
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The other replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off her clothes and said 'take what you want'."
The first Millwall fan nodded approvingly: "Good choice" he said: "The clothes wouldn't have fitted."
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A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from New Cross was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Millwall. He said: "If my three numbers come up again I'll gladly buy them another!"
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Millwall sign a Bosnian. On his debut he scores a hat-trick and is feted by all. After the match he phones his mum to tell her how it went. She says: I'm glad things are going well for you, son - it's not too good here.
People came to our house and wrecked it, your father was beaten up, your sister raped (as was the dog) and we're feeling pretty bad. I just wish you'd let us stay at home in Bosnia instead of bringing us here with you.
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Little Johnny: "Mum I want to be a Millwall season ticket holder when I grow up." Mum: "Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both."
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Currently on sale in the Millwall shop:
MILLWALL TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99
MILLWALL VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan - £9:99
MILLWALL BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg: - "BOWRY OUT", "BURR OUT", "NEWMAN OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc. - £15:00
"OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Gilzean (Our Hero) attached. - £0.50p each.
MILLWALL JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00
MILLWALL CONDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG SADLIER". Ideal for the pricks in the South Stand. - £0:75p for life-time's supply. (3)
MILLWALL BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with good support but no cups- £14:99
KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots our lads may have at goal. £8:99
LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality publication gives detailed directions to every 'Div 2 Nationwide' League Ground in the country. A snip at just £25:00
MILLWALL LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the play-offs, as worn by our players) £0:99p each
BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs).
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Q: How many Millwall fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as you like, they will never see the light.
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After finally realising that they were the worst team in South London, a Millwall fan had had enough. He ran down to the end of his road and nailed his season ticket to a tree in disgust. The next day, whilst walking his rather vicious looking dog, he walked past the tree and discovered that someone had stolen the nail.
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What is the difference between a battery and a Millwall fan? A battery has a positive side.
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No joke - it DOES exist!
The Best Ever Book of Millwall Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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yes, you've guessed, I don't like 'em either!!
A few clean jokes about the Lion cubs from South Bermondsey...
Two Millwall fans bump into each other, and one said:
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The other replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off her clothes and said 'take what you want'."
The first Millwall fan nodded approvingly: "Good choice" he said: "The clothes wouldn't have fitted."
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A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from New Cross was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Millwall. He said: "If my three numbers come up again I'll gladly buy them another!"
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Millwall sign a Bosnian. On his debut he scores a hat-trick and is feted by all. After the match he phones his mum to tell her how it went. She says: I'm glad things are going well for you, son - it's not too good here.
People came to our house and wrecked it, your father was beaten up, your sister raped (as was the dog) and we're feeling pretty bad. I just wish you'd let us stay at home in Bosnia instead of bringing us here with you.
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Little Johnny: "Mum I want to be a Millwall season ticket holder when I grow up." Mum: "Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both."
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Currently on sale in the Millwall shop:
MILLWALL TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99
MILLWALL VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan - £9:99
MILLWALL BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg: - "BOWRY OUT", "BURR OUT", "NEWMAN OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc. - £15:00
"OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Gilzean (Our Hero) attached. - £0.50p each.
MILLWALL JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00
MILLWALL CONDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG SADLIER". Ideal for the pricks in the South Stand. - £0:75p for life-time's supply. (3)
MILLWALL BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with good support but no cups- £14:99
KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots our lads may have at goal. £8:99
LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality publication gives detailed directions to every 'Div 2 Nationwide' League Ground in the country. A snip at just £25:00
MILLWALL LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the play-offs, as worn by our players) £0:99p each
BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs).
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Q: How many Millwall fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as you like, they will never see the light.
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After finally realising that they were the worst team in South London, a Millwall fan had had enough. He ran down to the end of his road and nailed his season ticket to a tree in disgust. The next day, whilst walking his rather vicious looking dog, he walked past the tree and discovered that someone had stolen the nail.
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What is the difference between a battery and a Millwall fan? A battery has a positive side.
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No joke - it DOES exist!
The Best Ever Book of Millwall Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
yes, you've guessed, I don't like 'em either!!
