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Log inNow lets suppose or lets pretend there is a heaven and a God ( apart from Bob ) . So when we turn up at the pearly gates , what would you want god to say to you ?
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shaun of the thread
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Heaven can wait
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Abbi Normal- Academy
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come on in dude and make yourself at home ..... as a hammer you`ve had your share of hell
Campo- 1st team
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all is forgiven
but lets be honest , he is going to say
"threewheeling ... Really??? . . ok jokes over you know where you are heading"
but lets be honest , he is going to say
"threewheeling ... Really??? . . ok jokes over you know where you are heading"
Jiggs- 1st team
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Ah....I've been expecting you.....and so have your long departed relatives and friends......they are all on cloud number nine over there, waiting to throw you a welcome party... 
shaun of the thread- Boot Cleaner
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Hello Shaun sorry but its not your time yet! Get back down there and carry on enjoying life.
But what it would probs be, sorry mate your not entitiled to come in here as your white,get back to work lol
But what it would probs be, sorry mate your not entitiled to come in here as your white,get back to work lol
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"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. You need to get back into the lift, press the button with H on it and when you arrive at your destination you need to ask for someone called Beelzebub."
TaniaP- Boot Cleaner
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You're an atheist. fcuk off.
Campo- 1st team
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TaniaP wrote:You're an atheist. fcuk off.
that i do like
Jiggs- 1st team
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TaniaP wrote:You're an atheist. fcuk off.
Classic
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Similar vein. Agnostic arrives at Heaven to find sign on The Pearly Gates. "You were right."
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Or, an atheist arrives, is welcomed in with open arms and sulks for all eternity for being wrong.
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