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Rules of Football when we were kids!
How true!
How true!
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JulianDicksLeftKnee
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Rules of Football when we were kids!
daib0- Academy
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Admin- 1st team
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Jumpers and jackets as goal posts
daib0- Academy
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Admin wrote:Jumpers and jackets as goal posts
Extra rules -
1. Moving your jumper along to make the goal smaller is a tactic to be used on every occasion possible.
2. Anything above neck height at our end is "over"
3. 12 foot high is "in" the other end.
4. Never, ever, cry if the bricks rip your leg open.
5. if your mom calls you in for tea, you are allowed to be deaf
Admin- 1st team
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Shirts V Skins
JulianDicksLeftKnee- Reserves
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Shirts V Skins
The ONLY rule change that could make women's football even remotely popular.
Jiggs- 1st team
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Lol ... Not for the D cup plus girlies 
daib0- Academy
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Admin wrote:Shirts V Skins
in the Thames Valley we didn't let girls play with us - how stupid we were in retrospect!
daib0- Academy
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and what about?
* If it goes over a fence, whoever kicked it has to get it. Even if it's at the witch's house.
* Any player is entitled to give a running commentary on their own performance, usually when on a solo dribble.
He takes on one, he takes on two, he shoots! - Ooooooh, post!
* If it goes over a fence, whoever kicked it has to get it. Even if it's at the witch's house.
* Any player is entitled to give a running commentary on their own performance, usually when on a solo dribble.
He takes on one, he takes on two, he shoots! - Ooooooh, post!
Chas Hammer- Boot Cleaner
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Join date : 2011-02-26
Age : 71
Location : South Africa
There were no such things as plastic bottles so I would change rule 7 to read "tin cans filled wit rocks to get the weight right"...
And the kids today think they have it tough!
And the kids today think they have it tough!
Campo- 1st team
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Location : Novichok City
I remember my old mum making me strip off in the back garden and getting hosed down on one pretty muddy Sunday morning
Johnny K- Academy
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Compulsory to shout 'Nutmeg!!' at the top of your voice as you put the ball through the legs of an opponent. (Not so clever in sunday morning park football. Liaible to put your teeth at risk).