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    Post  daib0 on Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:23 pm

    The Rotherham united scout had heard about this young Syrian lad, travelled out to Aleppo to see him, is suitably impressed and he is signed up with Rotherham for a year.

    He is sat on the bench, and Rotherham are 4-0 down with 10 minutes left, so the manager gives the nod, and on he goes. The kid is a sensation – he scores 5 goals in the 10 minutes and wins the game. The fans are delighted, and all the media love the new star.

    When he comes out the changing rooms, he immediately phones his mother to tell her about his first appearance for the team. “Guess what”, he says, “I played for 10 minutes, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won the game. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.”

    “Let me tell you about our day”, said his mother. “Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of thieves and looters, and all while you were having such a great time.
    The young Syrian lad is upset. “What can I say, Mum, I’m so sorry.”
    “Sorry? You’re sorry?” says his mother. “It’s your fault we moved to Rotherham in the first place.”
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    Eva Carneiro's spell worked then...
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    Post  SemiOldIron on Fri 18 Dec 2015, 9:56 am

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    Eva Carneiro's spell worked then...

    I'll bet the woman never laughed so much in her life...
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    Post  Jiggs on Sun 20 Dec 2015, 11:55 am

    rofl smiley


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    Post  daib0 on Wed 23 Dec 2015, 11:51 pm

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    Post  daib0 on Thu 24 Dec 2015, 9:43 pm

    As Christmas is nearing, we need to take time to think of those people less fortunate than others. My thoughts are with all the children this year, who will have to open a present containing an Aston Villa shirt...
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    "It's my ball, if I can't play then you can **** off and find your own"
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    Post  daib0 on Sat 26 Dec 2015, 2:00 pm

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    correct on 21 December -

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    Post  daib0 on Thu 31 Dec 2015, 10:50 pm

    Jose Mourinho offered job by "World's worst football club".

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    Post  daib0 on Sun 24 Jan 2016, 1:35 pm


    Nice one, see what older age does to you ...


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    Post  daib0 on Wed 27 Jan 2016, 1:49 pm

    fantastic precision!



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    Post  Jiggs on Wed 27 Jan 2016, 1:53 pm

    Waste of water !   muttley


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    Oh well it could be worse - or could it?


    Ooouch!


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    Post  daib0 on Fri 12 Feb 2016, 4:05 pm

    most goals in a soccer football international match (31-0)

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    Post  daib0 on Sun 14 Feb 2016, 9:38 pm

    VIDEO: Leo Messi with a crazy penalty to offer Suarez his hattrick! Unbelievable!

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    Post  daib0 on Sun 28 Feb 2016, 8:21 pm

    *in an Oscar announcers' voice* ....and the Dive of the Year goes to:

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    ....Louis van Gaal.

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    Post  Jiggs on Sun 28 Feb 2016, 9:56 pm

    What an idiot....


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    Post  daib0 on Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:19 pm

    even better!

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    Post  daib0 on Sun 20 Mar 2016, 9:25 pm


    My computer's got the Bad-Goalie Virus.
    It can't save anything.

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    Referee: "I'm sending you off."
    Player: "What for?"
    Referee: "For the rest of the match, dummy!"
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    Post  daib0 on Wed 23 Mar 2016, 1:55 pm


    In primary school the teacher said to the class: “can you all give me a word with lots of o’s?

    Mary said: “outdoors”
    “Well done”, said the teacher…

    Paul said: “ovenproof”
    Well done, said the teacher…

    Jayne said: “notebook”
    Well done said the teacher…

    And so on …

    Finally it got down to the last …
    “Johnny, can’t you give me a word? Just one word - think hard …”


    “OK, Miss …
    Goooooooooooal!”

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    Post  daib0 on Sun 03 Apr 2016, 10:38 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy

    VIDEO: Barnsley fans "You Only Sing When You're Rowing" to Oxford fan! Chant of the season!

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