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(Scene:- 1930`s Chicago, Al Capone is showing off his new shoes to his gang.)
"Well whaddya think of dees shoes, cost me 500 bucks."
"Terrific Al, really great", the gang replied.
That night Al Capone cleans his shoes, kisses them goodnight and lays them by his bed.Al Capone is a fresh air freak and always sleeps with a window open, during the night a cat climbs in and chews Al's shoes to bits.
When Al wakes in themorning and sees the mess his shoes are in, he calls in the gang and says, "Fetch me the cat that messsed wid my shoes."
Anyway the gang combs South-side Chicago and by evening one of his gang comes back clutching a scruffy moggie that has a pair of shoe laces hanging out of its mouth.
The gang member says, "Pardon me Al, is this the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
"Well whaddya think of dees shoes, cost me 500 bucks."
"Terrific Al, really great", the gang replied.
That night Al Capone cleans his shoes, kisses them goodnight and lays them by his bed.Al Capone is a fresh air freak and always sleeps with a window open, during the night a cat climbs in and chews Al's shoes to bits.
When Al wakes in themorning and sees the mess his shoes are in, he calls in the gang and says, "Fetch me the cat that messsed wid my shoes."
Anyway the gang combs South-side Chicago and by evening one of his gang comes back clutching a scruffy moggie that has a pair of shoe laces hanging out of its mouth.
The gang member says, "Pardon me Al, is this the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
