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A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi waiting at Victoria Station.
The driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.
"What's wrong with you, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" shouted the woman
"I'm not staring at you lady, that wouldn't be right."
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I'm looking and looking, and I'm thinking 'Where is this woman keeping the money to pay me with?'
The driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.
"What's wrong with you, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" shouted the woman
"I'm not staring at you lady, that wouldn't be right."
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I'm looking and looking, and I'm thinking 'Where is this woman keeping the money to pay me with?'
