Gotta larf at this one

FRANK Lampard could end his career back at his first club West Ham.

Unhappy at a lack of opportunities at Chelsea under Andre Villas Boas, Lampard, 33, is poised to move in the summer if things do not improve.

A return to West Ham, who he left in 2001, depends on them winning promotion to the Premier League but Lampard would take a pay-cut.

From the Express

Only if the fat fcuker plays for free..............

No not even if he plays for free

yeah , cos UP will welcome the fat cnut back with open arms ... NOT

stolen from KUMB

we don't have the space in our midfield for frank lampard

ThreeWheeling wrote: yeah , cos UP will welcome the fat cnut back with open arms ... NOT

I would have him back

Tony P wrote:

ThreeWheeling wrote: yeah , cos UP will welcome the fat cnut back with open arms ... NOT

I would have him back

trouble maker!

That fat wouldnt even think about joining us with the the history between us fans and him

Plus we wouldnt have any shirts the right size to fit him

Don't worry Tone, won't happen anyways

Arran H wrote:That fat wouldnt even think about joining us with the the history between us fans and him

Plus we wouldnt have any shirts the right size to fit him

he might be able to squeez into one of Bennys old shirts

ThreeWheeling wrote:

Arran H wrote:That fat wouldnt even think about joining us with the the history between us fans and him

Plus we wouldnt have any shirts the right size to fit him

he might be able to squeez into one of Bennys old shirts

Not even Benni is as fat as that

Thinking of Benni, whatever happened to him? :?:

No space for him in our midfield and he might be able to squeeze into one
of Bennys old shirts

.... classic

manurewa hammer wrote:Don't worry Tone, won't happen anyways

I know !

manurewa hammer wrote:Thinking of Benni, whatever happened to him? :?:

He plays for some african team called Orlando Pirates currently Played 17 games for them so far scoring 12 goals according to wikipedia :shock:

Crikey, better sign him up then . - Gets coat!

Tony P wrote:

ThreeWheeling wrote: yeah , cos UP will welcome the fat cnut back with open arms ... NOT

I would have him back

Me too, I'd offer to go and pick him up but we all know how that would end

Suzanne Claret wrote:

Tony P wrote:

ThreeWheeling wrote: yeah , cos UP will welcome the fat cnut back with open arms ... NOT

I would have him back

Me too, I'd offer to go and pick him up but we all know how that would end

Somewhere in Newport probably