If you won the Lottery

What would you do ?

Look after me mum
Get a kickarse box at UP for all on here , for a season
Move somewhere hot and get a B&B just to get some cash coming in
Take up golf
Get a good adviser

after today i would buy a new portable generator seeing as the fuckup fairies decided to pay me a visit

after finding 3 wiring faults, carb needed striping and cleaning , replaced the spark plug lead, replaced the spark plug.. the bugger eventualy fired up .. shit hot.. took it up to the allotment , pulled the starter cord and the bastard snapped
noting that i did not have the correct tools to get to the cord i nipped home , got back removed the cover and the whole of the return spring and all its gubbings sprang out and fucked off in all directions

Sounds like you have had " One Of Them Days " Campo . Lets hope the " Lucky Fairies " pay you a visit tomorrow , but you have to be in it to win it

oh i nearly forgot, was fuming with the genny, so i thought i would just get on and build the compost bin,
but i dont recommend the use of a hammer when already pissed off, it leaves you with rather swollen digits

A new house and houses and cars for my kids.

Money to my brother and sister in law.

Villa abroad, somewhere in the med.

Box at West Ham so you guy's can come along.

Start up a family business.

A house in the UK for me & an apartment here for the kids & me if I ever visit.

A VW beetle

A scooter

Holidays in Jamaica & Italy

A trip to the 1WW western front battle fields

Season tickets for me & my son at WHU & / or a box for all & sundry

All modern tv & computer gubbins instead of the old stuff I've got

Oh & of course I'd give some to charidee...

1) look after my kids/grandkids
2) a 12 month euro holiday- meet all you folk and take in a season of footy.
3) a month long fishing trip.
4) of course the box at UP for the season- your all invited!
5) give some away- our club charities would be good.
Cheers

Wine, women and fine dining.

The rest I would waste.

JulianDicksLeftKnee wrote:Wine, women and fine dining.

The rest I would waste.

What no Salmon bagels and a caterpult for some revenge on The Ham

I’d piss of to warmer climes as soon as possible, like straight away.

I’d then buy some land in rural Essex and build my own home, have a small holding with pigs, chickens and geese. I’d have a couple of horses and a donkey. Grow my own fruit and veg, be a bit self-sufficient; Good Life styley.

I’d buy a stake in Essex County Cricket Club, boxes at West Ham, Wembley and the O2.

Buy my brother a house and pay off my brother-in-laws mortgage.

I’d buy an Aston Martin DB9 in British racing green for popping down to the shops and an all terrain vehicle for mincing around my land. I’d like a tractor too.


I havent given it much thought really

You should Suzanne... :shock:

None of my immediate family would ever want for anything again.....I'd buy houses for all of them, all in our own little cul de sac....and set them up for life. Debbie's house to have a magnificently huge play room, with all the up to date play and learn stuff for my Lois. Me to live next door.

Box at West Ham.....in between Tony and Suzanne's.....Have adjoining doors put in.

Holiday homes in Cyprus and Italy.

A couple of new cars.

Extensive liposuction for me.