West Ham United FC v Sunderland

ugh... if it weren't bad enough that we played so crappy last week...

if it weren't so bad that we're on a ridiculously bad run of results...

if it weren't like we're playing another team on their first game with a new manager where even the potential rapist sex offenders have the opportunity to prove themselves...

if it weren't that we have a pretty piss poor record against the Black Cats in recent years...

if it weren't that Defoe has scored four in the last five against us...

If it weren't bad enough that Valencia is still absent due to the dangerous tea cup incident and that Carlton Cole IS fit to play...


then I'd actually be feeling pretty good and confident about tomorrow's game.


The one bit of good news is that no matter what happens... we can't drop any lower than where we currently are.

But if miracles do happen and all results go in our favor, we could actually jump up as high as 8th in the table.

However, given all of the above and primarily based on how piss poor we were last weekend and factoring how charged up Sunderland will be - I really do have a bad feeling about this game.

We really, honestly do have the opportunity to get at least 9 points from the next four games and TBH - anything less than 9 points out of those 12 should really be considered pretty shameful...

But we have to remember who we are and anything other than ridiculous peaks & troughs and diabolically poor performances when we have a 'relatively' easy game in front of us - just wouldn't be West Ham.

Very worried of Norf naarfolk!! :-(

Well following their result last week I was going into this thinking we can match or even beat Villa`s result against them but following a change In manager I think it wont be as easy as it first looked and they will now get that "New Manager Luck" and probably go on and beat us today

I think a draw is on the cards today Tbh

We can win this, but I can also see disaster coming with the new Sunderland manager and his players with something to prove. We all saw how we could fail miserably as we did against Crystal Palace. If the Sunderland players want the game more than us and we think it is a walk in the park because of their 4-0 Villa loss, we will lose.

Won't look good if we lose today.

And its possible.

Heading up to Dublin with spring in the air and in my step to join up with The Dublin Hammers, get right on it and hopefully celebrate a 3-0 win
COYI's

westhamonkey wrote:ugh... if it weren't bad enough that we played so crappy last week...

if it weren't so bad that we're on a ridiculously bad run of results...

if it weren't like we're playing another team on their first game with a new manager where even the potential rapist sex offenders have the opportunity to prove themselves...

if it weren't that we have a pretty piss poor record against the Black Cats in recent years...

if it weren't that Defoe has scored four in the last five against us...

If it weren't bad enough that Valencia is still absent due to the dangerous tea cup incident and that Carlton Cole IS fit to play...


then I'd actually be feeling pretty good and confident about tomorrow's game.


The one bit of good news is that no matter what happens... we can't drop any lower than where we currently are.

But if miracles do happen and all results go in our favor, we could actually jump up as high as 8th in the table.

However, given all of the above and primarily based on how piss poor we were last weekend and factoring how charged up Sunderland will be - I really do have a bad feeling about this game.

We really, honestly do have the opportunity to get at least 9 points from the next four games and TBH - anything less than 9 points out of those 12 should really be considered pretty shameful...

But we have to remember who we are and anything other than ridiculous peaks & troughs and diabolically poor performances when we have a 'relatively' easy game in front of us - just wouldn't be West Ham.

could save our season, a haul of points like that, but given the injuries and severe lack of form, I can't see it happening at all. Normally at home id want three points and a point away from home but think i'd settle for a point today. Which sums up how far we fallen and how low my hopes now are...sadly...

4-5-1 and looks like they are going with three strikers , oh goody

well Palace did us a favor by beating Stoke

Arsenal did us a favor by beating Newcastle

unfortunately, Swansea got a winner in the last three minutes against Villa

so whatever happens we'll probably just remain where we are...


gave a gilt-edged oppo to Defoe but fortunately he blazed wide from 12 yards out.

Noble's set pieces are down to his usual crappy standard...

we're looking fairly bright but weak at the back

What's Adam Johnson doing here - it's not Kids for a Quid is it?

Stevenage Dave wrote:What's Adam Johnson doing here - it's not Kids for a Quid is it?

What a poor 1st half , If I was Sam I would take off Nolan and Jarvis and bring on Amalfitano and Nene for the start of the 2nd half

Two up front is the only way to get three pints here

West Ham - Shit
Sunderland - Shit
Lee mason - Shitter

Carlton Cole comes on to save us all....

were they joking about Cole coming on?

he must be wearing the fupping cloak of invisibility if he is...

I think I just saw him... standing around watching what's going on.

seriously... if he's trying to prove his worth to himself, his club or potential buyers... he needs to buck his fupping ideas up...

The paedophile has come on for fletcher

Arran H wrote:The paedophile has come on for fletcher  

Convicted of nothing yet , Lee Mason has been the biggest criminal on the pitch today, stealing a living

Shit game and lucky to nick the three pints . End of

we done did it... Sakho with a well deserved goal... phew... we actually creep up to 9th apparently

hopefully we can turn this shit around and maybe grab those 9 points we need out of the next 4 games