Baby on Board Revisited

For a long while I have disliked "Baby on Board" and similar signs in cars. Why have them? To deter evil-minded drivers from acts of malice? "I was going to run you off the road, slaughtering you and all your passengers, but I note you have an ickle bubba in the car so you may live"?

A former work colleague told me they were for the emergency services in the event of an accident. I pointed out that her sign was still in her car, but the baby wasn't. I imagined the paramedics,... "The sign says there's a baby in here! Check the boot again and I'll look in the glove compartment!".

However, I now get it. Having nearly been hit this morning by a car (with said sign in window) which bumped up the kerb, in thick fog, with no headlights on, Mummy holding her mobile phone, seatbelt-less child leaning between the front seats, I realised that "I Am Driving Like a Moron as I am Distracted by my Kids" may be too big for the rear window...

Good Simpsons song though

For years now I and many of my driver friends came to that final conclusion - that the driver in the car with such signage in rear window really is saying "Please note that I am such a shit driver I thought you should be warned" because every car I've ever come across with one of those signs showing are absolutely useless drivers!!! And it's not just the female ones I might add!!!!!

Drivers with "A dog is for life and not just for Christmas" sticker in their rear window are the worst drivers. Fact

You'll all come to agree with me now I have pointed it out to you !

From all the countries I have lived in Swedes are the worst , they hate you overtaking them , must be a small dick syndrome , the never use indicators and they are constantly texting and talking on their phones , yep it aint illegal here yet

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