West Ham vs Wolves -- June 20th, 2020

Here's how the Guardian saw it:

"HALF TIME: West Ham United 0-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers

The scoreline pretty much covers it. Whoever’s operating the FX box has the brass neck to pipe in some applause."

in the studio... they managed to find 1 "highlight"

yup... that's it... one highlight

Here's a selection form Twitter


We are so slow and laboured - stay like this there’s one winner


They know the aim is to score, right?


Bring
Anderson
Off
Please


Grown into it a bit after an incredibly slow start. But still pretty uninspiring. Anderson completely anonymous.



It’s kicked off?


Playing 3 attacking midfielders with plenty of talent amongst them.... just to lob the ball long over them into a 1v2 situ upfront. Brainless! With big Kev back the ‘Allardyce second coming’ is well on its way.

Nathan
Been shit so far lads


Is Anderson still in lockdown?


Anderson breaching the 'no spectators' rule at London stadium


Soooo pedestrian


Has anyone told the players they are in a relegation battle?



Someone give anderson a smack



Bring on Anderson.


Rice needs to go into midfield so we can win the ball further up the pitch. Anderson or Fornals need to come off



What's going on with Anderson this season? Such poor disposal, looks to have lost all confidence!


TAKE ANDERSON OFF THE DONKEY


I agree absolutely terrible


Looking forward to it all day. 10 mins in back to my usual feeling.


ngakia please go away


-- I didn't actually delete any... that was just cut&pasting the first page....
Dreadful stuff.

Anderson takes the kick off to start the 2nd half...

12 seconds gone - Wolves have possession.

anderson plays the ball lazily too Noble... noble plays it out to Ngakia... but plays the ball so slowly that Ngakia is bundled off it by a wolves player...

it really is that embarrassing...

nearly 15 minutes gone... nothing to report...

oooh... substitutions... for wolves...

we'll be in trouble now...


M*yes is talking to Lanzini... so looks like he's coming on... he'll do nothing.

antonio goes down... twists his knee... he gets up and plays on... but lose him and we're fucked.

he and fabianski are literally our only two decent players.

Here we go... following Wolves double substitution... we bring on Lanzini for Anderson...

M*yes is so far out of his depth....

69 minutes gone of an embarrassing training ground walk about...

and there you have it....

Traore comes at us several times....

we do fupp all...


a cross into the box... jimenez is completely unmarked in the 6 yard box and heads into the back of the net.


we just watched...

we did nothing...

we did exactly what we've been doing for years...

GOAL! West Ham United 0-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers (Jimenez 73)

Traore has another go down the right. One burst, and he’s away from Fornals. Another quick one, and he’s past Cresswell. He reaches the byline and whips a looping cross over Fabianski, taking the keeper out of the game, and down towards Jimenez, who can’t miss with his header from a couple of yards. What an impact Traore’s had! That is magnificent wingplay.

wolves are going to make another substitution

We have corner... rice manages to win a second corner...

Lanzini tries his best... but all we get is a throw

wolves easily clear the ball... we don't even contest it...

wolves on the attack


15 minutes to go

This could be the game that finally ends our season

I can't even be bothered to c&p the twitter comments - if you can't figure out what they're all saying... you haven't been paying attention..

Ngakia comes off to be replaced by Fredericks and Fornals comes off to be replaced by Yarmolenko...

Antonio has a go... a solo shot - because it has to be... he's got zero support form anyone out there.

6 minutes to go....

and wolves 2nd substitute Neto slams the ball into the back of the net.

again... a cross from the wing (same side as always) and Neto is unmarked n the penalty area and slams a volley into the back of the net.

it's pretty fupping embarrassing

we'll be lucky if we don't concede more in the final 5 minutes...

Bournemouth to draw or beat Palace and we're in the bottom three.

It'll be exactly where we deserve to be.

fupp M*yes

fupp Gold and Sullivan

86 min: Wolves look like making it four wins against West Ham from four since their return to the top flight. Current aggregate score: 8-0.


PEARLER! West Ham United 0-2 Wolverhampton Wanderers (Neto 84)

This is an absolute belter! Traore slips Doherty away down the right. Doherty stands one up to the other flank. Neto, striding in from the left, meets the dropping ball with a vicious volley that flies over Fabianksi’s head and almost tears the netting away from its moorings. What a strike that is.

final minute of the 90...

final thoughts?

nothing to say really.

It's exactly what you'd expect from M*yes... clueless... totally bereft of ideas... the worst manager in West Ham history

Everything we did was wrong from the get-go and none of it should be a surprise to anyone...

Noble in the starting line-up??? stupid

Anderson in the starting XI... fupping waste of space...

2 in midfield? pointless exercise - over run at every opportunity.

1 player up front - failed again as it has every other time we've tried it

substitutions - pointless, might just as well not have bothered.

Nothing has changed since M*yes got fired last time... Nothing has changed since the season began or the season was stopped...


The final whistle has gone... M*yes needs to follow as soon as possible.

Useless.......embarrassing.........tiresome
Looking forward to the championship!

We`re looking like a side that knows it`s going down and we`re just turning up for games because we have too.
Jiggs is right - I`m looking forward to a year or two in the Championship....Hopefuly the board fupp off and takes Moyes with them and we can get proper owners and a decent manager and build a team that us fans can be proud off .