in my house we are very honest with out children
so when my twelve year old daughter said
"dad, how much does a prostitute charge to suck willy?"
I replied "about £40"
she then said "and how much is a packet of Haribo?"
I said "about a pound"
she said "fcuk me, uncle Paul is ripping me right off"
so when my twelve year old daughter said
"dad, how much does a prostitute charge to suck willy?"
I replied "about £40"
she then said "and how much is a packet of Haribo?"
I said "about a pound"
she said "fcuk me, uncle Paul is ripping me right off"