Present injuries

Hammers waiting on Tomkins
West Ham United, 10:34, March 19, 2012

James Tomkins is West Ham's latest injury worry ahead of the visit of Middlesbrough.

The England Under-21 international had to come off during Saturday's 1-1 draw at Leeds due to a calf problem and is set to miss out.
Tomkins, usually a centre-half, has been playing in midfield as Papa Bouba Diop remains sidelined with a hamstring injury.

Winger Ricardo Vaz Te will be out for at least another week with his hamstring problem while Winston Reid (head), Julien Faubert (groin) and Guy Demel (thigh) are still carrying knocks.

Ravel Morrison, who made his first Hammers appearance as a late substitute at Elland Road, could therefore be in line for a full debut while Gary O'Neil is also on standby.


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From an attacking point of view O'Neil is as pointless as Collison

Demel seems to have a nice place booked in the treatment room! Starting to pick up injuries to important players, Tompkins, Vaz Te, Diop which is not good at all.

Never thought Winston was a head case! Whats the latest on him?

He went completely mad.......so they shot him

Jiggs wrote:He went completely mad.......so they shot him

I can think of quite a few more I would like to shoot.

I once got a nasty paper cut wrapping a gift for someones birthday.

























Think........title

Had a nasty cut on my lip once after licking an envelope

That will teach you for putting your lip in funny places mate!

Indeed Stu.......Geezer, you still lick envelopes?

Not any more , cellotape , simples wont come unstuck either . Wasnt there something a while back about licking envelopes ? must google it , be back in a mo

Eugggggh...you wouldn't put that back into your mouth would ya?

You could,nt really put that anywhere could ya

If you lick your envelopes... You won't anymore!!! A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat

She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist..

Indeed not Tone.....I am very particular where I put mine...

Aint just cockroaches....I always think of the nutters about and what deathly things they might add for the fun of whatever they get out of it. Also rats and other vermin that piss and poo at random....

fuckinell geezer that story made me want to puke lol

I once saw an interview with a guy in America, it was like 20 years ago and his skill was that from licking any stamp he could tell from what country it originated. Apparently they use different kinds of glue in each country and that's why they taste differently . On the show he correctly identified a stamp from Liechtenstein

He obviously had too much time on his hands, or saliva on his tongue even

Very sensible Jiggs! Smart girl.

that does it , self seal envelopes only from now on

Back on track now after this Fred got hijacked

Team News from the official site....

West Ham United
• Ricardo Vaz Te and Julien Faubert have both recovered from their hamstring injuries and could be in contention for Tuesday evening. Abdoulaye Faye is in training after missing Saturday's game with a knee injury but it remains to be seen whether he will be ready for Tuesday night.

• Further good news is that Guy Demel, Winston Reid and Papa Bouba Diop are all back in full training, but it is expected they will not be ready to feature against Peterborough.

Some positives I suppose , gonna be needed if we spank these ******** tonight

We've missed Faubert, and I never thought I'd say that......and regardless of what our Darran might say, Vaz Tey will be an asset to us and I can't wait to see him in the claret and blue again..

C~O~Y~I