Fink I need to get me eyes tested!

Sitting in the doctor's waiting room yesterday I was glancing round the walls at the notices, as ya do when you're bored. Came across one that started:

"Have you forgotten your piN?"

So I thought it might be something to do with alzheimers. I read on just out of curiosity. Second line read:

"Have you forgotten to use a condom?"

And I thought, what the fcuk's ya pin number got to do with using condoms? So thought I'd better start reading the poster again - what a pillock, the first line actually read:

"Have you forgotten your pill?"

As I was on my own I had to bite my lip to stop meself from giggling!

Next appt will be with the opticians methinks.

Got mine tested last week as I was starting to look like a chinky when I read the paper , not good news , gone from a +4.00 to a +6.00 with my contact lenses , it,ll be the bottoms of milk bottles next

"This could be your lucky day"

Hows that dude ?

Old Holstein Pils advert. Griff Rhys-Jones holding two bottles to his eyes and saying the above.

Cant say I remember that one dude , been away from blighty now for about 23 yrs , I,ll take your word for it though

This one. Late 80's

I do remember it dude , that must of been just before I left for the States . Very good

PMSL....Griff Rhys Jones always made me larf

You spelled JDLK wrong there!

Hehe.....actually you always make me larf too