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Mick is watching a lorry with rolled up turf going down the road
He says to Paddy "That is what I am going to do if I win the lottery". Mick says "What? Buy a lorry?"
Paddy says "No. Send my grass away to be cut"
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Paddy is sitting next to a Muslim on a flight. The stewardess asks Paddy what he wants to drink"
Paddy says "I'll have a scotch please"
Stewardess asks the Muslim if he wants the same. The Muslim says "I would rather be raped by 10 whores than let that pass my lips"
Paddy gives his scotch back to the stewardess and says " fcuk me, I didn't realise I had a choice" !!
He says to Paddy "That is what I am going to do if I win the lottery". Mick says "What? Buy a lorry?"
Paddy says "No. Send my grass away to be cut"
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Paddy is sitting next to a Muslim on a flight. The stewardess asks Paddy what he wants to drink"
Paddy says "I'll have a scotch please"
Stewardess asks the Muslim if he wants the same. The Muslim says "I would rather be raped by 10 whores than let that pass my lips"
Paddy gives his scotch back to the stewardess and says " fcuk me, I didn't realise I had a choice" !!
