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Was chatting to the woman who owns our local 'cheapy shop' and we got talking about family etc. She said her father was Austrian and she reckoned she was probably the only one in the UK with the surname she has. I said, "Hitler?". She glared at me and said, "No, Bierbaumer." She was not amused!! (Well I thought it was funny.)
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Some people have no sense of humour!
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That reminds me of an old Jewish grilfriend I once had, I held her head under the covers at farted a couple of times at which she wasnt impressed. I said a bit of gas never hurt anyone, then she said i was insensitive too 
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Ain't that Dutch oven Canvey ?
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PMSL @ Canvey! 
But mine is a true story.
But mine is a true story.
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Canvey that is wicked......but funny...... 
It's funny cos I have a British sense of humour, Cos I'm British.....Mrs. Bierbaumer is probably not!
It's funny cos I have a British sense of humour, Cos I'm British.....Mrs. Bierbaumer is probably not!
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jiggs wrote:Canvey that is wicked......but funny......
It's funny cos I have a British sense of humour, Cos I'm British.....Mrs. Bierbaumer is probably not!
She is Jiggs, born and bred in the UK and speaks like a cockerney. She usually has a great sense of humour, but perhaps I went a bit too far!
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Maybe you did, or maybe she aint getting any 
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jiggs wrote:Maybe you did, or maybe she aint getting any
I reckon it's the "ain't getting any" option!