Good advice

I said to my son, "where are you going?"
He said, "I,m off to meet a girl."
I said, "dont' forget to wear a... you know"
He said, "what?"
I Said "you know"
He said, "do you mean a condom?"

I Said "no a finguck hat you ginger cnut"

pmsl....

Jim Davidson was saying the other night that he likes 'airy fannys.....not keen on a landing strip either.....worse on ginger birds he said.....looks like a finguck fish finger laying on it

And the smell would add to the authenticity of it!