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    Post  Bonstheman Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:42 pm

    Saw today Dyer has broken his foot today playing for QPR. Spoke to the security guy at Upton Park in the summer, he said he was a cnut, didn't want to play in a reserve game so he said he'd done his hammy just to get away. ARSE!
    Danny Gabbidon scored for the opposition too today, not a good day for the ex hammers!
    Roll on Leeds next sunday, down to 9 men....my ticket in the post today, ace!!
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    Post  Jiggs Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:26 pm

    That bloke is a liability to himself aint he? handgren

    Really.....he should give it up
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    Post  Nicki Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:46 pm

    He won't do that while there are mugs willing to pay him to lay on the treatment table.
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    Post  shazza10 Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:05 pm

    He is injury prone yet he blames others for it. Just give up now. I dont know how he ever got to the level that he has?
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    Post  purpleblade76 Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:42 pm

    315 appearences in his career since 1996. I wonder how many have been for 90 minutes? And 30 appearences for us in FOUR YEARS.
    What a bloody waste of money...
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    Post  Geezer Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:56 pm

    And who was responsible for bringing in the sick note ?
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    Post  Kray JR Sun 14 Aug 2011, 10:25 am

    I dont think he was bought in to play, he was bought in to keep the other injured players company.
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    Post  purpleblade76 Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:37 am

    Geezer wrote:And who was responsible for bringing in the sick note ?
    Wasn't sure if this was a genuine question Geezer or a potato? Smile

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    Post  Geezer Sun 14 Aug 2011, 12:06 pm

    I was being sarcastic PB76 Laughing
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    Post  IronDane Sun 14 Aug 2011, 12:07 pm

    Biggest relief of the season was when his contract expired. It can only go upwards from here Very Happy Just can't believe that QPR was that stupid!
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    Post  purpleblade76 Sun 14 Aug 2011, 12:08 pm

    Geezer wrote:I was being sarcastic PB76 Laughing

    As I thought, a potato (reference from Blackadder) Very Happy
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    Post  Geezer Sun 14 Aug 2011, 12:11 pm

    purpleblade76 wrote:
    Geezer wrote:I was being sarcastic PB76 Laughing

    As I thought, a potato (reference from Blackadder) Very Happy

    I guessed that's what you meant ( potato ) , cant say I was a huge blackadder fan that and I live abroad so don't get to see all English programs .
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    Post  Jiggs Sun 14 Aug 2011, 1:14 pm

    Not a fan of Blackadder!! Turnips cheesey grin

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    Post  purpleblade76 Sun 14 Aug 2011, 1:21 pm

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    It's a potato Laughing
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    Post  Jiggs Sun 14 Aug 2011, 1:29 pm

    lol!

    Hilarious.....How Rowan Atkinson kept the dead pan face I will never know
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    Post  Geezer Sun 14 Aug 2011, 2:27 pm

    I,ve seen a few of them and must admit they are quite funny , as you say Jiggs how he kept a straight face is funny itself . Will have a look through more on a rainy day
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    Post  Jiggs Sun 14 Aug 2011, 7:44 pm

    I might see if I can pick up the box set cheap on Ebay Very Happy
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    Post  mottinghammer Sun 14 Aug 2011, 8:17 pm

    Well worth it, every chuckle is a gem, Goes forth is the best but Blackadder 2 pushes it close. Eh, Bob you little roister doister! tits
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    Post  mottinghammer Sun 14 Aug 2011, 8:18 pm

    Ooops should ahve read eh Jiggs you little roister doister! tits cheesey grin
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    Post  Suzanne Claret Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:33 pm

    mottinghammer wrote:Well worth it, every chuckle is a gem, Goes forth is the best but Blackadder 2 pushes it close. Eh, Bob you little roister doister! tits

    Thank you Captain Darling.


    Going back to the first post, both agents Dyer & Gabbs are doing a wonderful job Twisted Evil
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    Post  Geezer Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:43 pm

    mottinghammer wrote:Ooops should ahve read eh Jiggs you little roister doister! tits cheesey grin


    Or even " have " read cheesey grin
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    Post  Jiggs Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:41 pm

    Suzanne Claret wrote:

    Going back to the first post, both agents Dyer & Gabbs are doing a wonderful job Twisted Evil

    You're on a roll with me Sue....second time today ..... rofl smiley
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    Post  Jiggs Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:43 pm

    mottinghammer wrote:Ooops should ahve read eh Jiggs you little roister doister! tits cheesey grin

    Do you think I could get away with pretending to being a boy Motty?
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