Pompey jokes

More Pompey funnies ...


Players and staff from Portsmouth FC will visit a local children's hospital over the Christmas period.  "It's nice to put a smile on the faces of those who are worse off than we are and who are facing a long uphill struggle," said a spokesman at the club ....




The government have announced that they will provide more money for wounded soldiers.
ah ... twitter update:
'Breaking News': Portsmouth FC have sent their players on holiday to Afghanistan.



Portsmouth FC, a team full of nationalities. But no Cheques ...



Portsmouth City Centre was cordoned off today when a suspicious item was seen in a car.
The item turned out to be a ... Tax Disc.



Two blokes stranded in the desert. One turns to the other and says
"I see Pompey lost again".
The other one says "How the Hell did you know that?"
"Well, it`s Saturday, isn`t it?" says the first one.

Portsmouth Chief Executive meets with Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs about the club's outstanding Tax Bill.

The Officer tells him -
" I am going to let you off with the £11.5m tax bill you owe as I am a great admirer of Pompey and I think they are a fantastic club."

The club official in a startled manner replies -" Really?"


To which the Officer says -"No, I am winding you up."