January Silly Season 2014

We need at least a new keeper, 11 good out field players and a new manager to get out of our troubles.

Charlie Ham wrote:We need at least a new keeper, 11 good out field players and a new manager to get out of our troubles.

We also need the Owners to make it all happen and let's face it, they have made the ultimate decisions that see us fecked now

A new catering company would be good , the beers flat and the food is crap

Admin wrote:A new catering company would be good , the beers flat and the food is crap

Drop the OS. Change the beers and burgers and build a replacement east stand.

Six goals in 20 games? Is that better or worse than Carlton's goals to games ratio? 65 grand a week! PFFT!

I see Lambert as the perfect player to play in the "Nolan" role just behind Andy Carroll. He is a clever player in the Teddy Sheringham mould who creates chances for others as well as chipping in with goals himself

If it costs £8m and £65,000 per week and it helps to keep us in the PL then so be it. It's not my money

agree there Tony, if Lambert turns up that will be Nolan on the bench

Jus heard Fat Sham's interest in Eusebio has cooled !

rodger johnson from Wolves on loan

Campo wrote:rodger johnson from Wolves on loan

Wow, great, let's hope he is as good as Jarvis !!

so shit that he was sent on loan to Sheff Weds

So the two prem centre backs we wanted have turned us down and we sign some one already on loan from a third division club, Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh,
Oh ps, Heitinger didn't think we were the right career move but Norwich is!!! WTF !!!
This is how the decision makers are destroying our identity

Holloway to manage Millscum, that's them gonna see them safe and us playing them next year !!

Campo wrote:so shit that he was sent on loan to Sheff Weds

Oh and pps
Just been reported on sky that he, our new signing, Johnson, has been relegated in each of his last three seasons,
Un feckin believable !!!!

Has Johnson been relegated twice already ? He could be the new Quashie or Ben Haim.

Three times Mr Kray and I,m sure I read somewhere that our new signing turned up pissed for training somewhere , looking good so far Sam

Seems it aint done and dusted

Carlton Cole's agent has told Sky Sports that the striker is keeping his options open. Talks continue with West Ham.

Admin wrote:Three times Mr Kray and I,m sure I read somewhere that our new signing turned up pissed for training somewhere , looking good so far Sam

Sounds like a perfect captain material for Fat Sham !!

Dreadful signing, extremely poor. Relegated in each of the last three seasons, once with Birmingham and twice with Wolves. He played 42 times last season in a team that was relegated from the Championship. He has also played 17 times this season for Sheffield Wednesday, leaving them fifth bottom of the Championship. How is he going to be good enough in a Premier League relegation fight? I always look for the positives but I can't see any in this signing.

Admin wrote:Three times Mr Kray and I,m sure I read somewhere that our new signing turned up pissed for training somewhere , looking good so far Sam

and we have a bit of a party culture at the club, he will fit right in   

Admin wrote:Seems it aint done and dusted

Carlton Cole's agent has told Sky Sports that the striker is keeping his options open. Talks continue with West Ham.

options open?

that's one of the funniest things I've heard.

he was out of contract with us and precisely no one tried to hire him... the only 'option' he had was to have to come back to us because we're so shite even a player as useless as CC looks like a good idea...

options open?

nearly shit my pants laughing...

Below are comments from Wolves fans following Roger Johnson's loan to us

oh dear, [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] sign roger johnson, its only a loan but I'm so glad to see the back of him,just keep him away from the bar!. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— lloyd dickens (@lloydeo247) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Roger 'Relegation' Johnson off to West Ham. They'll definitely get relegated now! That would make 4 seasons in a row... [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— Steve Lloyd (@lloydy273) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Roger Johnson back in the Premier League? I needed a laugh. Popcorn at the ready! [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— Frederika (@astersymbiont) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Nice to see West Ham are accepting relegation already by signing Roger Johnson. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— Reece Smith (@ReeceSmith_92) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

West Ham have confirmed their relegation this season by signing Roger Johnson [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— Neil Worrall (@WWFC2010) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

West Ham have signed Roger Johnson! Hahaha [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— VictoriaBakerHaddock (@vikster97_[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

signing Roger Johnson in an attempt to avoid relegation is like sacking Mick McCarthy to appoint Terry Connor.. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— Tom (@t0mstanley) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Roger Johnson to West Ham!! They are certain for relegation now! [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— Benjamin Clifton (@Jamin85Clifton) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Roger Johnson to West Ham has to be the best January deal so far...please let this happen! Scraping the barrel is an understatement! [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
— Simon Spragg (@siperman86) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]